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My mom lost her glasses while making banana bread, she was blaming everyone in the house lol

Next time you scoff at Indian street food TikToks just remember we can buy pickled red beet eggs in plastic packing at Sheets.

Is you ok?

First

That’s where I drew the line.

I had 2 egg rolls cooked in the air fryer too.

“You will be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

First

Happy to report zero drones spotted over Southwest Virginia this weekend.

Y’all are really nailing these puns on the head.

Literally what dogs are. Codependency incarnate.

Roosters. All Roosters.

Just got back from my annual
Thanksgiving cousin walk.

Hey! It was fun, you know?

We have to ask, do something to earn the forgiveness, but it’s by grace, right?

🤔 I see they released this after the election.

omg lol

Liberals don’t need an edit button. 🙏

Im gonna let you slide on the sweet potato casserole slander it’s only your 2nd TDay. Re: stuffing it can be both & you can absolutely do roast potatoes. Mash w/gravy is a staple but the beauty of TDay is you can do what ever variations you want! It’s what the Pilgrims would’ve wanted us to do.

Just put them in a ziplock baggie.