Such a south London-centric opinion...

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being proud of where you come from, and also recognising it's not perfect.

It's honestly kind of mind-blowing that this is the first time in over fifty years that anybody has been able to take a picture like this. Images of the earth are completely familiar to us, but a human hasn't pointed a camera at the whole planet for half a century.

You really think billions of people would have seriously said 'I wish I'd never been born'?

I mean, it's a take. Although billions of people have lived that would never have been born if not for the Industrial Revolution. 🤷‍♂️

🎵2-1, we always win 2-1, we always win 2-1, we always win 2-1... 🎵 #safc

Nowt worse than people who think 'the North' is homogeneous. Booths only operate in one part of the North. And it's not better than Waitrose anyway.

Commentators are obsessed with whether Le Fee's challenge was a straight red when it was never anything other than a yellow. Ridiculous #safc

An utter tragedy. Science solved this problem, but a bunch of charlatans fucked everything up and brought it back

Give over. Overated pap. And the onky track most people remember is a cover.

Doesn't get better than a Sunday morning watching an Olympic downhill race coming from a picture-perfect Cortina in stunning conditions. With the #worldT20 on another screen... #winterolympics

Feels like something cracked today in the transatlantic alliance. Europeans have been swallowing their pride, bitting their tongues, and bending the knee. That strategy may have bought them time but it has now clearly failed. It also had a major cost - it has made the WH think Europe will cave. 1/

Brilliant. Only Early Doors comes near it.

Very much agree, I hate table seats. Although I accept if you need to work on a laptop while travelling, they are better.

I assume you're the person who goes to the pub once a year, then tries to ruin it for the regulars, and who then moans when pubs close down.

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There was a period in the late 80s/early 90s where Radio 1 did comedy series. It was like a cool Radio 4 comedy corner. Blue Jam with Chris Morris, Lee & Herring's Fist Of Fun, The Mary Whitehouse Experience. Good times.

Lord, give me the confidence of someone who tries to be pedantic online about the lyrics of a song (and very arguably gets it wrong) and who doesn't know the title of the song.

The local organisation who empties your bins is not your county, they're your council. Not the same thing.

Utter garbage this from England. #theashes #ausveng

Got to tip your hat to the #safc lads. Coming back from 2 down to win takes something. Running out of compliments to give them! Just need to be more consistent away from home and we can have not just a good, but a magnificent, season!

MANICS LITTLE BABY NUFFINK

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Loved how we played today. So much so I can even forgive Le Fee for that error. Really rattled Arsenal. #safc

Slight variation round our way: 'came down from heaven in a Yamaha. Pulled a skid, killed a kid, blamed [insert name of your friend, ideally one with a 3-syllable name] for what he did'

There's a big time gap between sending an immediate response and 'in a few days' that you could utilise without coming across as a bit of a knobhead.

If anything, you should have less baggage allowance as you're already using up a lot more plane weight and space with your body.

Well, that was canny. #safc

You know, if you pass into a higher income tax band, you don't pay tax on all your income at the higher rate! Only on your income above the threshold.