there's a lot of streamers & internet friends I'd wanna do silly art of but I don't wanna come off as weird parasocial creepiness

today is a thinking about green goblin’s skeletonizer grenades kinda day

kinda enjoy my own self made hand drawn channel artwork cuz now and then I think it attracts randos to try and offer art commish work thinking I totally Need it

nah this IS my look, idiot

I know fursonas are not based on like background or whatever but it's funny how my online identity has a possums theme but if I were to have a more apt furry it would be based on an australian possum not a north american one

drums of liberation but instead it’s bagpipes and it’s awakening my >12% Scottish DNA into a berserker rage

seeing mario nerds freak out about something about rosalina in the galaxy movie and then realizing my dumbass thinking rosalina x pauline is somehow canon

the most LA post to ever LA

I love the contrast of my streamer friends who make their stream titles either plainly what they are playing or silly wordplay on said game vs My titles being lyric quotes that out of context make me sound like I am having an existential crash out

in my head when you type " ???? " as a text response I read it as a confused shrug and or arm movement

feel it's fitting to say it in the most white american way since nick ain't batting for any Mexican or authentically non-white side of him and his family

“can’t put the genie back in the bottle” is too mythical & powerful as a phrase for the usage of it.
“can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube” is more fitting cuz not only is it futile, even if you succeed it’s a pointless endeavor & waste of energy

people throw “cash grab” way too often even if it’s barely it, but the harry potter show is a Genuine textbook definition cash grab, cuz it’s a show for no one, rehashing for nostalgia, & it’s just to give WB & JKR money then will get cancelled after 3 seasons

I think the rare time a reboot version of a series has a better opening than the original is What's New Scooby Doo (by Simple Plan)
and mind you I'm a 90's kid, I grew on reruns of the original Scooby Doo

be awesome if I had the chance to be in OPLA but as a guy I feel I am a lil too short to be a named character :/
then again idk what is normal height for so many characters who canonically are like 7”3

more Slay the Spire II
Tonight 10pm
Probably!!!
@ kumatorey on the twitch

it’s a bit funny & sad how most Youtubers who were huge pre 2010 nowadays are either semi-retired posting barely once a year or are sex criminals or right wing nutjobs

I think the greatest feeling I get online is when someone after reading what I say in text form for weeks finally hear me speak & realize, no....I am not a keyboard warrior guy trying to be omega witty attention seeker, it's just how I talk in general & how much of verbal diarrhea unhinged mess I am

all 15 of the genuine star fox fans are now getting their hopes up since nintendo at all is recognizing fox's existence and watch as they do Nothing outside of this movie.
they're gonna port a couple games to the switch 2 & call it a day

a cartoon character in a red coat is standing in a rocky area ALT: a cartoon character in a red coat is standing in a rocky area

as cool as One Piece is, Berri still won’t hold a candle to double dollar as the coolest named anime currency

finn from adventure time is making a funny face with his mouth wide open ALT: finn from adventure time is making a funny face with his mouth wide open

at work, old man customer full open mouth coughed right in my direction while handing me cash
I might wear a face mask at work cuz jfc people are nasty

sh*tpost of the week from me or something

I seldom take pics of me generally so here….
got a cool new shirt

obv not a jab at you but if someone drew an unflattering pic of you, at worst it would just look like a one-off character in a Smiling Friends episode

the reason I every day am screaming into the void is because I have a college degree in humanities & humanity is beyond saving

an inherent problem with live action anime is having real life people dress in the absolutely goofy and weird outfits most characters wear as normal clothing

I don’t push sub goals n such on my twitch much but I decided why not have something more like a bonus when I hit a number of subs

imagine having a vampire father and a human mother, having none of the cool vampiric powers but instead left with only crippling sunlight sensitivity and need for blood consumption

IMAGINE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR BOSS, A SKELITEN GAZE'S ON TO THE SCENARIO AND IS CRACKEN UP , WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO PLEASE A SHIT MAN WHO LIVES IN A BEIGE HOUSE ON A BEIGE STREET GOING TO A BEIGE JOB DRINKING A BEIGE BEVERAGE IN BEIGE PANT'S ASKING YOU ABOUT THE TEMPERATURE ASKING YOU IF YOUR COMMITTED TO THE COMPANY WHO PAYS YOU SCRAP'S AND WOULD PAY YOU LESS IF THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH IT , HIS BOSS IN BEIGER PANTS, IN A BEIGER HOUSE, IN A BEIGER NEIGHBORHOOD , A TOWERS OF HANOI SET UP WHERE THEY SEE DA PEOPLE ABOVE THEM ON THE SCALE AND TRY TO BE MORE EVIL TO GET THERE, YOUR ONLY REWARD FOR WORKING HARD TO GET ASSIGNED MORE WORK SO YOUR BOSS CAN "EXCEED METRICS" YOUR TIME OFF HELD HOSTAGE BY THIS PEACE OF SHIT GUY, AMERICA MUST FALL, THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A LIE SOLD TO YOU BY PEACES OF SHIT IN BROWN WORK PANTS , THERE ARE ONLY WORKERS AND RULERS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOTTA DO, AND YOU WANT TO DO IT TOO, ITS JUST THAT THE CIRCUSES ARE STILL GOING, AND BREADS MORE EXPENSIVE, BUT SOME OF US CAN STILL BUY IT FOR NOW, SO LETS NOT DO IT YET, GOTTA WATCH THE CIRCUS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

batman villain origin story: man in desperation gets help from the mafia but then the mafia screws him over causing a freak accident

irl villain origin story: billionaire got divorced

I’m gonna try & stream at least 5 days this week (10pm-1am pt) which is plausible cuz I’m strugglebussing on slay the spire 2