You would think that the couch would have plastic on it as a safety precaution.
But the cost of condoms have risen because of the oil shortage.

So President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can fire him.
Her first executive order will be the
Trump erasure act

It will erase anything Trump did, anything Trump built,
fire anybody Trump recommended or hired. It will literally be a colon cleanse for the American government.

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Trump is literally a mass murderer
In the same league as Hitler Mussolini and Pol Pot
And he’s not done two more years.

If gasoline gets too expensive, I’m just gonna start teleporting to Waffle House

(are we all sure that teleporting doesn’t require helium?
If we need the strait of Hormuz open to teleport, then we are in trouble).

I think at this time they should slip in the constitution and have Trump read THAT for once.

Trump always says that avoiding venereal disease was his Vietnam

But apparently he didn’t because he obviously has neurosyphilis late stage

Donald Trump has basically turned the old television show the West Wing into science fiction

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I found the best way to describe Donald Trump
He is a living FATBERG

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For me, this is Trump ASMR
It’s very calming

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It’s time for a bipartisan law that states that the president, the vice president and speaker of the house cannot by law
tweet or truth social anything while they’re in office

It Does nobody any good and it’s creating chaos.
If they have something to say?
say it in the oval office or Congress.

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I just realized that Donald Trump is basically Colonel clink from Hogan’s heroes

“ I HEAR NUTSING, I SEE NUTSING….”

So now that Trump has taken an Iranian ship, did Trump do this so now he actually has some Iranian hostages, which then tells us Trump‘s planning an invasion of Iran, and he can use the sailors as exchanges for any captured American troops in Trump‘s future ground offensive?

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They just get hired on Fox News

I looked up a fact that Trump has no idea about as he is getting ready on Wednesday to basically kill 100 million people.
It requires oil to make body bags
So there’s even gonna be a Trump caused shortage of the body bags needed for the millions of people Trump is going to be responsible for killing

I looked up a fact that Trump has no idea about as he is getting ready on Wednesday to basically kill 100 million people.
It requires oil to make body bags
So there’s even gonna be a Trump caused shortage of the body bags needed for the millions of people Trump is going to be responsible for killing

I looked up a fact that Trump has no idea about as he is getting ready on Wednesday to basically kill 100 million people.
It requires oil to make body bags
So there’s even gonna be a Trump caused shortage of the body bags needed for the millions of people Trump is going to be responsible for killing

Don’t forget the famous sketch when Donald Trump hosted where they were selling chicken and he was singing with the cast dressed as chickens

That was a premonition for Trump being a taco

chickening out

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He’s the only member of the FBI that can only start his car if he breathes into a breathalyzer

It’ll be interesting to listen to the testimony under oath of every member of the US hockey team.

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Trump’s brain is basically an etch a sketch at this point-
no memory no understanding of consequences.
Is anyone going to tell him that if he bombs Iran
Iran will bomb all the oil in Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and the desalination plants for all the Middle East
Where are all those people going to go?

the press needs to stop covering anything Trump says. They should only report it if there’s proof of it from two independent sources.
That Would drive Dr.Trump absolutely insane.
When you think about it, Fox News has about 2 million people watching it, and the US has a population of 350 million.

Unfortunately, it tripped and fell down the stairs and suffered a concussion.

Now Trump wants the
Medal of Honor

In the spirit of compromise, I think Billy Bush should give Trump a medal

The
MEDAL OF “ON HER”