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1 day ago 197 72 3 1

We have a chance of removing the Online Safety Act!

Any UK residents, PLEASE take the time to fill out the whole form. If we want to remove ID verification on websites that actually don't need it, we need to take action NOW!

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Yuu teaching Touko the important things!

1 day ago 69 21 1 0
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Pramanix #arknights

2 days ago 370 84 1 0

Please stop thinking about this issue in a black and white manner. This is about payment processor censorship affecting businesses offering adult content to customers, not “who is good” and “who is bad.” “It’s okay because I don’t like this company“ is how we got here

3 days ago 128 36 3 1

Payment processors are using ai designed by non fandom idiots to decide if a storefront is committing some offense based on hyper christian values that no one follows....

3 days ago 318 158 1 1

Fascistic and sexually censorious societies tend to devolve into this. Pornography is limited and banned, but advertising and political expression become highly sexual through repressed eroticism. You can see this through the increase in euphemisms and innuendos in today’s ad slogans

3 days ago 1391 395 12 3
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白銀の城のラビュリンス

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Sneasler with its claws on Kingambit's shoulder. It's using the Coaching move and saying "You just need the right mindset, bro"

Sneasler with its claws on Kingambit's shoulder. It's using the Coaching move and saying "You just need the right mindset, bro"

💪💪💪💪 #pokemon #pokemonchampions

5 days ago 122 37 0 0
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finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

1 year ago 1672 542 19 35
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David Cage: Can a gyaru be kind to otaku?
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku?
Cage: what
Yoko Taro: Can an otaku be kind to otaku?
Cage: I don't get it

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曜ちゃんお誕生日おめでとヨーソロー!⛵🎉
#渡辺曜生誕祭2026
#渡辺曜誕生祭2026

5 days ago 147 59 1 0

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

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and every time voters believe the story that is just this handful of problem officials, vote them out for allegedly better options, and 1-3 new problem guys pop up just in time to fuck everything up!

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really funny to me that the democrats always have 1-3 guys on hand to make sure the democrats can put up the performance of resistance while still ultimately getting the government to pass what the combined democratic-republican party ultimately wants

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Bridget🪀

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むっちりぃ…!

10 months ago 1274 324 1 1
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!?

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Long distance relationship

5 days ago 368 75 4 1
Mary as Inigo Montoya: "I could give you my word as a foxgirl."
Peter as Westley: "No good, I've known too many foxgirls."

Mary as Inigo Montoya: "I could give you my word as a foxgirl." Peter as Westley: "No good, I've known too many foxgirls."

Foxgirls: 100% Trustworthy

2 years ago 1826 601 12 15

unmute, this is 100% right

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beato

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BBちゃん #FGO

1 year ago 96 44 0 0
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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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yeah it's arknights

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Digital illustration of Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica sitting on the floor, propped up against a bed. Sayaka is playing a video game. Madoka is sitting in front of Sayaka, nearly in her lap, leaning against her and pointing at the screen excitedly.

Digital illustration of Madoka Kaname and Sayaka Miki from Puella Magi Madoka Magica sitting on the floor, propped up against a bed. Sayaka is playing a video game. Madoka is sitting in front of Sayaka, nearly in her lap, leaning against her and pointing at the screen excitedly.

3-panel silent comic: 
Panel 1: Madoka leans back and kisses a surprised Sayaka on the cheek. 
Panel 2: Madoka and Sayaka both blush and laugh.
Panel 3: They both pause, ”…” reads above their heads. Madoka smiles at Sayaka with half-lidded eyes, as if expecting something. Sayaka is sweating, her expression now very serious.

3-panel silent comic: Panel 1: Madoka leans back and kisses a surprised Sayaka on the cheek. Panel 2: Madoka and Sayaka both blush and laugh. Panel 3: They both pause, ”…” reads above their heads. Madoka smiles at Sayaka with half-lidded eyes, as if expecting something. Sayaka is sweating, her expression now very serious.

Madoka turns around and cups Sayaka’s face with her hands. Sayaka embraces Madoka and they kiss enthusiastically. Probably not with tongue, though. Probably.

Madoka turns around and cups Sayaka’s face with her hands. Sayaka embraces Madoka and they kiss enthusiastically. Probably not with tongue, though. Probably.

Hahaha, just kidding! … Unless…?

#pmmm #madokamagica #madosaya

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