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Like single handedly gave us, what, six wins down the stretch?

In ten tankathon sims:
First twice
Second once
Third once
Sixth once
Seventh four times
Eighth once

Only thing that matters is where the ping pong balls land on lottery day - but still interesting.

Are they going to announce the coin flip outcome via smoke? The Beam? Just keep us in suspense until the lottery?

Not going to lie - stings a little bit every time the camera pans to someone in the Spurs crowd holding some Fox sign or what not. Glad for him … but he’s still our guy :(

First off - charter jet, no? So the cost of extra players would be $100 of jet fuel? Plus hotel and food - so what, for two players a grand total of $2k when the playoff series is going to net him a few extra mil?!?

Going to need a running clock this full (4 game) PHX-OKC series

Fortunately for me I’m used to the team I root for doing this

Long time Rockets fan since about 6:15p today when I found out who they were playing.

While speaking out on how tanking is ruining the sanctity of the game. Brought to you by Draft Kings.

Same with Fox. Couldn’t have landed in a better spot. Hope he gets three rings.

Congress: buy
Congress: sell
Congress: buy
Congress: sell

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Obligatory

Bluesky trying to rein in my screen time

That coupled with our eventual 9th pick in the draft and the stability of our coaching staff remaining intact - things are finally looking up. 🫠

Side note - is Silver going to make this illegal? Hiring / retaining a coach with a losing record will be considered blatant tanking or something. I’m joking of course, but not by much.

Are we done paying fired coaches yet? Felt like there was a point where we had three coaching contracts overlapping.

It’s honestly impressive. The final boss battle will be somehow making me not like J-Will

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It’s Disc Golf, Greg.

lol. At this point, I’ll take the W. #LightTheBeam

Alien

It just took awhile for all those major trade deadline moves to gel. We get everyone healthy in the offseason and… lol. Ok. That’s as far as I could go before I threw up a little

Kings could’ve clinched the #1 pick, yet they left you undrafted 🤣

Majorly jealous

Greg you’re taking the whole tanking thing a bit too literally

Thought the min number of players was 9, but I guess it is 8. Crazy. Hope no one gets into foul trouble.

Makes sense. Otherwise you’d try booking a flight and ended up scrolling on instagram for three hours

It seems like in past years we had 82 games against the ‘96 Bulls and ‘16 Warriors. This year it is like 82 straight games against the ‘72 76ers when we need to lose…

Me?

It’s Tallica.

0% percent of the time, it works every time

Oh lord that’s bad. I’m not sure that can be topped.