Do you mean Isaac Newton?

I miss Joe McCarthy

I had an extremely possessive mother: For her the cutting of the umbilical cord was elective surgery.

I don’t like to beat a dead horse but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done.

I maintain that remembering an old joke is just as hard as writing a new one @pftompkins.bsky.social

There was no fuss at all when Dylan used an electric can opener.

A few years ago, I had a parrot and not only did he bite, but he was a verbally abusive.

@pftompkins.bsky.social
I’m following you Paul. Watch your step,

Jonathan

Yesterday I bought what I thought was a cured ham. Turns out it was just in remission.