Headline: "The power of verbs (and why you should never use an adverb)", but I've crossed out the adverb "never"

Well OK, if you insist

The Jackson estate can't hide Leaving Neverland from those who've already seen it A suppressive legal battle turned the moving Sundance documentary Leaving Neverland into a ghost haunting the Michael Jackson biopic.

I will never forget the experience of seeing LEAVING NEVERLAND at its Sundance premiere. For @avclub.com I wrote about a devastating, definitive documentary about surviving sexual abuse that cannot be erased.

Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

I can’t recall specific ones right now, but Shatner’s definitely been Bowfingered.

Man, that Nine Inch Noize Coachella set is so strangely life affirming, hearing someone screaming God is a virus over industrial beats and smiling, "yes, you can keep pushing yourself and make interesting work, there is no reason to slip into the lotus eating of nostalgia."

I like to use “Bowfinger” as a verb to describe when an actor probably wasn’t aware they were in a movie.

I.e. Jared Leto was Bowfingered into Blade Runner 2049.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

I like how the fish in the picture is like
Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

I know ER ran for a while, but I’m genuinely surprised it ran long enough to feature a Kanye song.

Do I think the LAPD tried to frame him? Yes, but he did it and they botched the whole case by trying to frame him.

Tom Waits in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, panning for gold in a lush green mountain valley

grizzled urban nightcrawler Tom Waits as grizzled Gold Rush prospector Tom Waits

Admittedly, I’ve never read up on that theory, but is there any actual explanation as to why OJ’s son would have brutally killed his own mother and a random man who came by the house?

John Travolta faces more masseur abuse claims Actor John Travolta faces fresh allegations of sexual assault after a second male masseur joined the $2 million (£1.23m) legal action against him.

First, let’s all acknowledge it’s gross to speculate on other people’s sexualities. With that said, it’s weird that you keep brushing away anyone mentioning Travolta possibly being gay even though there are multiple men who have accused him of sexual assault.

Also, @stefapie.bsky.social and I were talking about how this guy has all the details about Cruise, Travolta, and Scientology confidently wrong. What a buffoon.

what’s the matter, smoothskin? never seen a ghoul before?

The steep drop off in likes on the OJ post is so funny. Bluesky collectively went “Hold up.”

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

There’s are jobs (mostly food-related) that I’d be varying degrees of cool with to actually prefer working with someone if this was their thing, but… maybe not the “keep track of all the paperwork and legal agreements associated with a purchase I’m making in the multiple-hundred-thousand range” job.

Thinking again about the greatest tweet of all time.

So much to love here, but my favorite detail is that he’s wearing a t-shirt from a brand named after a notorious racist.

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

I don’t expect a CEO to admit they pulled a fast one on the public.

New Coke was meant to fail; then Coke could bring back Coca-Cola “Classic,” but with high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar.

I’ll be honest, aside from the body never being found, I’m not seeing anything here to make me suspicious. What are you picking up that I’m not?

Figured I’d wade into the airport discourse I’m seeing on Bluesky today; Airports are where planes depart from. However, they are also where planes arrive. So it’s important to consider both of these things

I just assume this is a feature of the school shooter type, of which these guys are all extremely vivid examples

Saying "no man, you don't get to win this time" to evil people who have the power of the entire corrupt government behind them has to feel pretty fucking good

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Credit scores were invented in the 80s to regain control over women and minorities after we were able to get credit without a white dude co-signing in the 70s. I am not a crackpot.

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD