i don’t like that love is blind is shelling out for real tracks this season. bring back royalty free songs called “proposing on a boat” while they’re proposing on a boat

this season of love is blind is the worst cus they are in minnesota

was kinda on the fence about him but thank u president trump

friend posting asking for a ride to the airport and i’m like … aren’t u polyamorous

i love hair stylists cus it’s like am i gonna get a flaming queer or am i gonna hear the most anti homeless rhetoric of the year

if you mean “good at texting” as in i STAY ON GAME PIGEON AND I’LL REMIND U WE HAVE A BATTLE SHIP TO FINISH then ya…. I am good at texting

i DONT LIKE when the white twink at the salon says “welcome mama”

sometimes you’re talking to someone and you find out they’re not queer and it’s like then why are you like that

loneliness epidemic who