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Time to build my Meteor Bunker

Was it his ex-Girlfriend
Yolko Ono ?

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Manchego wins every time against namby-pampby soft French Cheese

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ?

…Tinsilitis

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🤣

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I hope your family are trained in CPR after your 24 day cheese-fest

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Morning

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Was this during your podium dancing era ?

It’s a bit nippy in Yorkshire

Sunday Mountain Bike Ride and coffee done

Finally a decent alternative to Twitter.