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A set of rough concept illustrations for 'pointless' horse behaviour featuring Link and a horse from the Breath of the Wild Hyrule Historia book.

Every open world game needs a "pointless" horse behaviour section in their design document.

ponies

A wolf wearing a shirt that says "The Window Installers" fitting a window into a frame. He is saying "ha ha ha... ...Yes!"

Somewhere out there is a very sad horse missing their cock

Parody image of famous dumpster milk scene from TV show "Pluribus." An anthropomorphic wolf is shown reaching into a dumpster filled with discarded videotapes and video equipment.

Photograph of me dumpster diving at the TV station

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Those swirls really do a number on your memory

A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

Cartoon drawing of a catalog listing for a product called Seethe Mate. A toaster-sized appliance resembling a snout is pictured atop a nightstand, plugged into an outlet behind it. An anthropomorphic wolf looks on with weary yet alert eyes and a complicated expression ofwakefulness. A though bubble shows him standing next to a giant wolf expressing air through his teeth. Text atop the drawing reads thusly: "Stay up all night! Seethe Mate™ Makes Seething Sounds To Help Reduce Sleep. PERFECT FOR COUNTRY DWELLERS or heavy sleepers. A most un-tranquil sound of air hissing through teeth helps mask relaxing ambiance. Unadjustable, random, variable tone (cannot be turned down or off.) 20-220 volts, AC and/or DC, mixed aluminum and copper internal wiring. May smoke or slightly melt."

Seethe Mate

Candidates must pass an Anubis vibe check

don't forget the headbutting

A bespectacled quadrupedal canine wearing a banner that reads "Tech Support" is depicted mid-run while holding a USB cable in their mouth. They are glancing at the viewer, smiling with confidence in their attentiveness and competence.

This is approximately 4,000 of you

If you know, you know

Illustration of a scifi door terminal. The face of an anthro pine marten can be seen in the reflection of its small screen, showing a sort of dawning horror. Snow and condensed breath gusts around him. Thanks Alex!

Ink commission! i loved the prompt for this one

Ted Iasso

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

wow, SIP is a foot gun machine

in related news, thanks UNPnP

a kobold with a single inventory slot that they are very proud of. they keep a small stone in it

Crysis?

spraying a kobold with kobold dissolving spray

*chomp*