Those jellies don’t stand a chance.

Rage!

This painting was doctored.

Many historical figures have worn robes.

No halo, angels… wait… is that an angel, or Sauron?

Losses don’t matter. It’s all a write off!
The only person is Donald.
Everyone else is an NPC.

WE HAVE TO STOP HIM‼️

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Dust jacket blurb! Excellent!

How can we get you to read this to Donald Trump once he is in solitary confinement? Is it a pro-bono thing or maybe I could interest you in a monument?

Ass-symmetry!

Yes they do!

“Butch, your dad wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years. He died of the dysentery.”

Do you think gas prices will go up before the midterms?

Yes. Well, they could be. They might be the same. Or even a little more. But I think mostly the same.

After this story came out I was ruined. Persona no gracias. This man came up to me. Big man. Tall man. Strong man. He came up to me. Tears in his eyes and his cowboy hat in his hand. He said, “Sir, I wish I could quit you.” And, That’s exactly what happened.

After this story came out I was ruined. Persona no gracias. This man came up to me. Big man. Tall man. Strong man. He came up to tears in his eyes and his cowboy hat in his hand. He said, “Sir, I wish I could quit you.” And, That’s exactly what happened.

She definitely had him snipped.

Enough of this injustice!
When do they get deboned?

Trump’s parents look like they vacationed in Nevada a lot.
During the nuclear tests.

Trump’s parents look like they vacationed in Nevada a lot.
During the nuclear tests.

Every time a news anchor wishes a democratic candidate “good luck in the midterms”:
In my head Brian Cox yells: “And for God’s sake! Keep you cock in your pants!”

For Netanyahu, the war in Gaza was not enough. Iran was not enough. He is now waging a full-blown war of expansion in Lebanon.

The time is long overdue for Congress to listen to the American people and end U.S. military aid to the extremist Israeli government.

Amaze! Amaze! Amaze!

Trump lawsuit against the Justice Department: $230,000,000

Death Kiss 2: the Derpening

How about, stop threatening the straight and we give you Trump naked with a red bow tied round him.

This is the most honest Murder Incorporated has ever been. Stopped pretending to be a country and really embraced its role as the arms-dealer and money launderer of the world.

The Continental Hotel in John Wick
That is the USA

Well, a ton of them voted for him...

Clean my box for me, Christine!
Be my angel of the night!

On the chopping block.

Cookie time