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WeHo bookstore with a bo store sign

Support your local bo store

79% of people touch grass

I came here to chew gum and repost

repost if you wanna die, or if you love being alive

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Worsky

Not a single functioning brain cell

how is this literally happening in real life

Please don't use speaker phone while in library. Ask for headphones at the front desk.

Only a fallen society needs this sign

The existence of Quasimodo implies the existence of Wholemodo

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

There’s Trump-style corruption, which is all bullshit, bluster, bags of cash, and him daring you to stop him. And then there’s corruption of the John Roberts kind. It’s just as deliberate and destructive, but quieter, more genteel, like a cancer that grows in your bones rather than on your face.

Ideal relationship dynamic

The war will be over soon. Actually it's already over, and we won. No, it's on, and we might use nukes. Nevermind, no nukes. The strait is closed. No, it's open. No, it's closed. Now we're blockading, too. There's a ceasefire. No, there's not. Wait, there is. The strait is open. No, it's not.

The eight posts are about shipping Tuvok and Neelix

Message containing James Carville's weird skeletal face

Morning jumpscare

Billionaire, non descript white guy, cool earnest socialist, corrupt weirdo

Mr. Mamdani's tax returns contained none of the splash of some of his predecessors', particularly those released by former Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, a billionaire whose staff would every year usher the media into his accountant's office, where they would learn how many homes he owned (at one point, they numbered 12). Mr. Mamdani, in contrast, lived with his wife in a rent-stabilized apartment in Astoria in Queens before moving to Gracie Mansion in January. His financial disclosure statement also said he owns property in Uganda. The tax returns for Mr. Bloomberg's successor, Bill de Blasio, were more anodyne. During his first year as mayor, Mr. Mamdani's predecessor, Eric Adams, put off releasing his tax returns for months, a situation he blamed in part on his hiring an accountant who he said subsequently became homeless. He ultimately released them that October.

The four kinds of NYC mayor.

Pitt karaoke post credit scene payoff surpasses shawarma

Pardoned Jan. 6 rioter to plead guilty in child sexual abuse case, adding to pattern Trump’s pardons for Jan. 6 rioters were already indefensible. As many of them run into fresh trouble with the law, the move continues to look even worse.

Another Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump will plead guilty in a separate case involving child exploitation of multiple victims.

David Daniel has reached a plea agreement in connection with a pending charge of sexual exploitation of a minor and possessing sexually explicit images of children.

Mamdani got rid of caddies

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Have they tried turning Bluesky off and then back on again

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Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

They have some fowl policy ideas

It's not a comedian's job to be a role model. Additionally it is not a comedian's job to tell funny jokes. The biggest part of a comedian's job, and certainly the most important, is to get mad that "they" didn't let Kevin Hart host the Oscars. Just get up there and talk about that for a while.

‘And lo, it came to pass the Lord God did smite the nation, for they had turned from all that was good.’ - Psalms 1:30 (minutes on high)

how are there 15-year-old incels? bro did you even try?

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