Need to make a goth guy OC who's an edgelord in the aesthetic sense but also an edgelord in terms of edging dudes

Noooo 😭

A pooltoy sits in a bouncy castle

i think i never posted this one

(FA repost)

Bad dreams again damn 🫩

Varka enjoying a lovely vacbed massage, little did the grandmaster know every hungry hand in mondstadt wanted to "assist" in his relaxation~

i can see him booking another session already >:3... if he ever gets out

#Varka #nsfwart

nullge alts below

Ok I'm in a better mood today haha

Put the ball on the conveyor and put it through the squishy mystery box! It probably comes out the other side without *any* changes.

Some days are just sadddd lmao

Every bounce feels better than the last one and you can't stop~

Eeeeee yeah :#3

You get it :3c

The Batchett version of this is of course an inescapable bouncy castle. And maybe the walls are closing in. :3

Yesss :3 I have such a weakness for boobytraps and misfortunes now

The bad end where you get stuck bouncing on a trampoline indefinitely...yeah I internalized that one 😅

I think the goosebumps book that got me was the choose-your-own-adventure one in the haunted amusement park...which explains a lot

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I am sorry I am like this. I read the wrong Goosebumps books as a child and it all spiralled downhill from there.

Back to the gym today 😮‍💨

Such a good fit!!!

Oh noooo that's even better

Aww love this >:3

Have we considered making this a week instead

Return of the copycat drone! Careful, if you get your identity swiped you might be left totally blank 😶

#furry #rubber #tfeveryday

Xern tries to infiltrate Yvel's lair, but ends up stepping in a squishy pod designed to trap him and drain his powers. Doesn't look like he can wiggle out of this one...

#nsfw #bondage #rubber

You'd like a shiny squishy latex nulge, wouldn't you? Nothing but big bulging bliss with each squeaky stroke, edged forever and ever~

You know what? Let me just...

*schlorp!*

Perfect! So dumb and silly now, no thoughts, just nulge nulge nulge. Go on, rub that rubber, it's all you can do now~

Ok time to lock in on some art! Goofy distractions still welcome tho :3

It's only one long weekend, you'll be fine :3

Putting you in the inflatable Batchett mascot suit so you can waddle around the con floor and advertise for me 😌 No talking btw only squeaking

It would be fun to do this for my sona Bat!! Especially putting someone else in the costume >:3 Batchettification

Alternatively I would just want to make the rubber roobot a real thing heheh

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