Smoking bugs cowpoke

is anybody else's amulet glowing

Grab your scuba gear. We're going off the deep end.

Damn girl, are you an angel? Because you keep attacking me with a flaming sword and howling in a language no mortal can comprehend. Also the feathers.

Rule #2: never get mad

"is this about me?"

reading into every
word you say

every day i get E-Mailed

The nature of the puzzle in question is a context-stack akin to Fallen London; an incomprehensible // non-sequitur set of data that starts to make sense when you have observed enough of it.

how did you get used to the haunting?

Question, do you like puzzles?

untying your shoelaces sewr

good morning (hostile)

i bite and shake, go right for the jugularr

i'm not a woman i'm a threat and a jester

slow down, quit acting insane

Weird that there's so many other people writing in my online diary.

sorry i'm like this a wizard put a curse on me

Save time and energy by disappearing into a bog.

It's too late, I already told the trees about you

[caws menacingly]

I'm running in circles around you, please stop trying to hit me with a machete

*throws edited dictionary at you*

I'm going to build a birdhouse in your soul (threatening).

I'm very nice (not throwing a hammer at you)

Can I borrow your glasses

Some people just feel wrong, like they haven't done anything, but you just wanna recoil every time you see them ya know

I'm at the laundromat

I'm at the gates of hell

I'm at the combination laundromat and gates of hell

Those accounts, they’re not what you think.

Oh! I’ll try to remember this, I get so busy … and yeah, good instinct on the red strings nonsense. You don’t want to get tangled up in that stuff.