I’m just glad all of American soccer is watching this now. The best part is the Doctor is just THRILLER at the organic engagement metrics.

@gregoryroche.bsky.social hey! Check your IG dms.

You can’t start him every game and make him play 90 forever. Considering him not playing in Germany for 6 months before he came here, Rene has already been riding him hard.

I just thought about getting a Peltola kit which unfortunately means he will now spontaneously combust just by my thinking it. Sorry.

This is the only way he doesn’t get taken in the summer. DCU creates a style of play so unattractive so neutrals that they become unscoutable.

And now we can put to bed that he’s not fit. So from here on out, he’s gotta just be better. By a lot.

“Two can play at that game” is literally the Drebin quote here when he takes an innocent woman hostage to cluelessly fight the enemy

This is hilarious. Akin to him being like “he throws it long like Rory Delap”

Well, should be a W but still a bummer.

One of Minnesota's most unhinged right-wing posters is the state’s newest immigration judge • Minnesota Reformer A right-wing attorney and influential X user who has amplified racist conspiracies and fringe legal theories, will make decisions on which immigrants will be deported in his new job as an immigration judge.

JFC they made the Pizzagate lawyer an immigration judge. minnesotareformer.com/2026/04/09/r...

BREAKING: in March 2026, *every single one* of the 1,341 refugees admitted in the United States were white South Africans:

In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 4,496 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else.

www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

This is so well done. 👌

An update on Sean Nealis: per a #DCU press release, surgery on the shoulder was successful. However, Nealis will miss 6-8 weeks for recovery and rehab.

Rose Kouassi starts on the bench for Ivory Coast against Mauritania.

#ThatstheSpirit

Love talking with Jason, we could literally talk for hours and I think 10s of people would love it.

Casey Krueger on Instagram: "Welcome to the world, Calla Marie ♥️ Our little blessing, already so strong and so loved. You’ve completed our family in the most beautiful way. It’s hard to believe it’s ... 4,252 likes, 116 comments - caseykrueger on April 6, 2026: "Welcome to the world, Calla Marie ♥️ Our little blessing, already so strong and so loved. You’ve completed our family in the most beautiful ...

Jacqui Oatley mentioned this on the broadcast yesterday, and today it's Instagram official: Casey Krueger gave birth to a baby girl, who is already being gifted flowers by her big brother

I have started playing ice hockey at 40. I got myself so psyched up that I was doing 1 on 1 coaching at 6 am today. I am almost definitionally not built for this.

It feels like there is a Newt Gunray in the Nats bullpen. There isn’t, but it feels like there should be.

Padame meme

Update after Kyle Tucker singles a runner home: This is the first time in Nationals history that a pitcher has allowed 11 earned runs in a start.

Deliberately attacking civilian infrastructure without apparent military value is a war crime.

Shouldn't be surprising since America elected a war crimes advocate, who in his first term pardoned convicted war criminals, and in his second made the public champion of those war criminals SecDef.

As someone who studies politicization of democratic militaries this statement on X is a five- alarm fire. It creates an undeniable permission structure for overt partisan behavior by mil. It's part of a concerted effort by civilian leaders to turn the U.S. military into a partisan aligned force.

Wrong tag!

They HATE to lose.

If Dylan Crews looked lost in ST, what does James Wood look like?

@alexmurphyjour.bsky.social love the Spirit local tie in article in today’s FLS. More of this!

The Caps power play is making me lose the rest of my hair.

Tena AND Vivas is hilarious to me.

You (and your team) did an amazing job.