Can’t you see, it’s not fair to lose their second homes, which they did not “earn” fairly in the first place

And why does the prophecy kid always run like that? Spooks me every damn time

It’s gonna have motion smoothing

How many days left until they start saying the pope is Muslim

Yeah Dave Chappelle is merely attacking transgender people in exchange for money and attention, unlike republicans who are doing it for money and power

You’d think they would want fewer enemies in their audiences

Now *I* wish that I was Jesse’s girl

Man, woman, person, tv, doctor

I reserve this kind of simple language for when I’m praising dogs who let me clip their nails

JFC if I don’t get new Taskmaster this week because of a nuclear war I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably huddle over a burning barrel while a harmonica plays faintly in the distance

Happy to be part of the one percent that understands this

With a little boost on the way in, momentum should carry it all the way so a big pile of oil just bloops out gently a good old American soil

I came here to see if anyone noticed he somehow looks older than Eugene Levy now

Gotta wonder whose joke I’m gonna see first before it clicks in my head that It Happened

And it only took like 28 years for computers to learn how to copy it, wow

I can’t wait for ai to spam social media to manipulate betting on the 12k articles it’s creating to poison its own LLM

Men are simply too emotional to be in positions of power

I could absolutely go for that Hungarian music with the weird (to me) meter

Men are too emotional to be in positions of power

He’s very good

I’m not even sure it is anecdotal. “More reported cybercrimes” might be an actual researched bit of data.

Maybe the word “reported” is there because we don’t know if the rate of cybercrime has actually changed or if people are now more likely to report it when it happens? I’m just guessing.

“The number of people reporting that they were victims of cybercrime had soared” is not an estimated count of social media posts about witnessing crimes.

It’s people contacting law enforcement to say that they themselves were victims of cybercrimes like identity theft.

I feel like there would be slightly less fighting here if everyone took a second to realize that we weren’t all born at the same time. If you’re in your 40s, then maybe the conversation you’ve heard for 20 years is new to your 21 year old Bluesky neighbor

If they got time to post, they got time to review candidates

He died alone, surrounded by all his loved ones

He is every man who posts four clumsy minutes of “telling it like it is” from the driver’s seat of an f-150

Ok

And NYS Payroll Online is the name of the system, but that is not one piece of software, and it is (as the name would suggest) developed in-house. I am not a developer on any of the systems it uses, and I can’t speak to its inner workings beyond saying that OSC maintains the code.

This is wild.

I absolutely did not suggest I can control the payroll system at the agency I used to work for. Why are you so mad at me?