Are we liberated yet

I’ve got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well it’s a little pill with a big story to tell I take once daily jardiance at each days start as time went on it was easy to see I’m lowering my A1C

Hey I have a structured settlement but I need cash now. Anyone know who I can call

If we goon, you goon with us

Who up cranking their hog

My screen time numbers today

Since tik tok is going out im gonna put up wilt like screen time numbers today literally every waking moment i will be there no matter what

I’ve graduated to Chinese brain rot #rednote

Lmaaaooooo

Perhaps turning every single thing into a gambling opportunity is bad actually

No one even stormed the capital what happened to tradition

Ok the bots are definitely going crazy on here good for them

Somewhere over the rainbow, there’s another rainbow

Me coming back to work after being off since mid December

I haven’t showered in 15 years

2019 is 14 years ago 🥲

2024 was a good year

Why did nosferatu look like squidward

Wtf are you supposed to say when you open a present

POV: you wake up on a train and this kid is staring at you

The NBA is such an unserious sports league it’s no wonder ratings are going down

BRING BACK THE SUN

If they make standard time permanent and eliminate daylight savings time I will personally make January 6th look like a class field trip

Going on three weeks of leftover Thanksgiving turkey 😋

I watched interstellar in imax in the year of our lord 2024 and I saw god in that theater

Bros name is Luigi mangione and you expect me to take this seriously

Suckling on the teet of greatness

The stats speak for themselves

Gnawing on these and hallucinating they are different flavored breads