But of an anti climax that eh 😂

Hey beaut! Xxx

When in Sheffield….😳😂

Off out to get very very merry. Think I’ve already embarrassed Santa.

Definition of small mercies 😂

Absolutely no regard for personal space.

Annual Barry looking massively impressed Xmas photo 😂🎄🐶

Just done the family Christmas card shop. That’s £40 just pissed up the wall. Sacrilege.

You know you’ve lost the plot when you pass your lad the dogs food bowl for his dinner and put his plate of food on the floor for the dog 🙄

Tent? What’s one of those? 😝

I’ll do one especially for you 😘

Black tie event in Nottingham tonight, staying over obvs. No shit, looks like I’ve packed enough to go away for a week 😬

When you’re piercing a young teen, chatting with her Mum, a random playlist playing in the background and a song which every other word is pretty much fuck comes on and you’re halfway through the piercing so can’t do a thing about it. Yup. Think no more random playlists while working anymore! 😬

Biiiiig time!

On Vinted. Really?

Just a reminder of my lad’s artistic pumpkin creation. Happy Halloween all 👻🎃

Nights are getting colder so Bazza is getting snugglier

Chandler 🥲

Just back from my happy place. Feeling a bit meh. However, had one of my bestest mates that we don’t see or hear from each other often enough message me and now I’m crying laughing getting pissed with her over what’s app reminiscing. Sorted the meh out. They’re the mates you need in life ❤️❤️

As if the crocs alone aren’t bad enough!

Pub toilet pic. Story of my life 😬😂

That made me piss 😂

Understandably tbf 😍😂

True happiness is my 16 year old lad when I tell him we’re ordering Dominoes for dinner.

Just spoke to my 76 year old Mum who’s in Spain holidaying for 6 weeks…
Mum… “I’m off the wine”
Me… “why’s that?”
Mum.. “Felt really rough after having some the other night, think it was a bug”
Dad pipes in.. “She did nearly two bottles Em”
It’s called a hangover Mother 🙄😂

Thanks Dan! You too 😊

This morning already has been 😫

Sooo ready for a break Smacca

This time next week I’ll be in my happy place ☺️☺️ No dragging my arse out of bed on the dark mornings for a week! This week is gonna drag it’s tits off innit.

Yesss! Isn’t it the best one yet!!!
Happy birthday 🥳 Have a cracking day xxx