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Posts by Johnny Wallflower

Old Movie Stars Dance to Uptown Funk
Old Movie Stars Dance to Uptown Funk YouTube video by Nerd Fest UK

Timeline cleanse

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Painting of a vibrant, bright yellow sunflower head and the top part of its stalk against a gray background.

Painting of a vibrant, bright yellow sunflower head and the top part of its stalk against a gray background.

I painted this sunflower.

I will have this and other paintings and prints for sale at Art-a-Whirl this year. May 15-17 - come and see me!

8x10
Oil on canvas

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Grievance Poisoning in the First Degree Is "I am so great" an actual philosophy?

Wrote about Palantir and Alex Karp's whiny bullshit. GROW UP DUDE.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/grievance-...

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“What a delicious face!” said the leopard.

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Elevator panel for a building with 12 floors, arranged in three columns, left to right and bottom to top.

Elevator panel for a building with 12 floors, arranged in three columns, left to right and bottom to top.

This is my building’s elevator. I’m not sure how else to arrange buttons for double-digit floors.

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A painting of the head of a Grant's gazelle, looking straight on into the camera.

A painting of the head of a Grant's gazelle, looking straight on into the camera.

I painted a gazelle!

15x30, oil on canvas

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The 10 Things the Bezoses Are Almost Certainly Grateful for Each Morning Never mind. We said “money” yesterday.

the detail in the NYT Lauren Sanchez Bezos piece about the daily 6 am 10-item gratitude lists with NO REPEATS felt like a challenge

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Submarine finds unknown structures beneath Antarctica, then loses contact and disappears An autonomous submarine named Ran discovers strange structures under the Dotson Ice Shelf in Antarctica, before mysteriously disappearing.

It begins.

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“End of the line innit”

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If members of the current administration had the intelligence to understand what Andrew is saying, their fucking heads would literally explode. We can spread his essays to our comrades in hopes of steeling their resolve.

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Why has nobody from the game industry protested the imprisonment of this brave and innovative game designer

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She Moved Through the Fair
She Moved Through the Fair YouTube video by Brent Crawford

Second time this last week I've heard an indelible singing of "She Moved Through The Fair".

Here, by Ruth Cahill in a pub in Ireland.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ALj...

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Foxes too!

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This is aMAZing graphic design.

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HIGH END BULLSHIT GENERATOR for AUDIOPHILE MAGAZINE WRITERS
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See what I mean?

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from @cpsc.gov, it’s to never buy products from a company whose name sounds like a Lovecraft Elder God.

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Lately I’m thinking of Indira Gandhi for some reason.

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Same. There’s a pickup cover company called Leer and I always read it as ley-ER.

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When Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen blasts off on the Artemis II mission, the patch on his sleeve represents more than a mission. It tells a story.

Swipe to explore

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@josephgalbo.bsky.social OK, a day late on this but it's for a full week, so why not?: please tell me someone's using the Jonathan Majors thing to promote National Window Safety Week.

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Stunning Photography

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Yes! I have the same earworm echo.

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“Ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.”

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Birmingham’s Iron Man with floating eyes behind from a different installation

Birmingham’s Iron Man with floating eyes behind from a different installation

Even Antony Gormley sculptures benefit from googly eyes

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Interesting, thanks.

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Mexican Handoff, by Johnny Wallflower from the album FAWM 2025

This might be my favorite song I’ve written. I was definitely channeling Stan Ridgway‘s noir sensibility. (The mummies are real.)

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Fan-made poster for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. Depicts Lady Elizabeth Harlander in a white dress, with a skeletal ribcage superimposed over her chest. The title reads FRANKENSTEIN in Mary Shelley's handwriting.

Fan-made poster for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. Depicts Lady Elizabeth Harlander in a white dress, with a skeletal ribcage superimposed over her chest. The title reads FRANKENSTEIN in Mary Shelley's handwriting.

"We can be monsters together."

Made a poster for Frankenstein (2025)!
Always a fan of @realgdt.bsky.social, since "El espinazo del diablo."

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vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon.

photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD

vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon. photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock.

straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

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