TACO!!!!
Posts by Jen Hatch
Thank god. Christ.
But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.
In the last 10 years or so, the average attention span has plummeted to an abysmal 47 seconds, with the median being roughly 40 seconds.
A viral video highlights how politicians are exploiting that, particularly to build support for the Trump-backed SAVE Act.
www.huffpost.com/entry/politi...
NEW -- Trump's war against Iran is going on four weeks now, inflation is heading back up, gas prices are up more than a dollar a gallon and suddenly two guys who might both want to run for the White House in 2028 are nowhere to be seen.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
This is Ranger. He is politely requesting attention from these mannequins. Happy to wait as long as it takes. 13/10 (TT: rangerthenycgolden)
A guide to How to Clear Your Data
Locking your data down isn’t as simple as deleting a few accounts. Our privacy writer tried to wipe himself from the internet — these are the data-removal services he recommends if you want to try it yourself. nyti.ms/4szfVpG
…the women will get a $25 gift certificate to Sephora, or whatever chicks like
Emailing the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea and letting him know the CVS near me is charging $1.09 for the 22oz and he sends a drone to level the building in a fury of fire and rage
Buried on the second page of the announcement for this year's Met Gala dress code was another piece of news: Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos will serve as honorary chairs for the event. nyti.ms/4u7lbma
This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.
He finally died.
I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...
C'mon. You know that it's probably happened.
I barely even go there, but one simple google search told me this re: the "Taylor is a nazi" discourse.
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/d...
My god do we need UBI
“Researchers have found that when a new plasma center opens in a neighborhood, foot traffic at local grocery stores increases, interest in payday loans declines and crime goes down, an indication of the way money from plasma props up households’ finances for necessities.“
We bring people together. :)
Tinder profile as campaign ad has happened in my lifetime
This is just a half step away from “she’s on her period”. I hope you bang your toe on a corner so hard that it fractures.
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
I am just now seeing that Bill Belichik’s girlfriend/V-Steviano was wearing an Orchids of Asia t-shirt last night. Guy needs to have better control of his kids.
When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts
No, Chuck, you’re making them the fifth highest paid military in the world. You ain’t reforming shit.
“But the kid didn’t win the Grammy” says the people cheering on Donald Trump taking a Nobel peace prize hostage
I love the cat eye! It’s going to be the death of me. Every month I’m like sure let’s do it again :)
American star Alysa Liu overcame a delay en route to the Milano Skating Arena caused by Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade and finished second in the women’s short program at the Olympics team event.
“We almost didn’t make it,” her coach said.
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
This is one you fight in court
Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.
Seriously, @people.com has been meeting the moment better than 90% of publications with direct reporting and crystal clear headlines.
This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.