The guy is super upset about “war widening” reports and in the same breath completely contradicts himself with his “ramping up and only up” slobbering over Trump. He belongs in a tree stump.

Totally. He’s an essential when you’re learning how to play. I respect the brain type that can appreciate that for an extended amount of time purely on listenability.

Discovered Hangar 18 on MST3K, which belongs in the conversation about peak American cultural creations.

BEST GUITARIST OF ALL TIME*

*that nobody actually listens to

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen. landlords should not exist except as a mean nickname sailors call us

Give Uncle Scrotor a hug

Tiny white-capped fruiting bodies look like they’re awkwardly stuck in a mutual friend’s apartment.

“Please make sure your name tag is visible at all times during the tour.

Our private dining room features a covered patio with an exclusive garden view accented with natural lighting and earth undertones. Our evening menu is provided for members only.

The dress code is strictly enforced.” 🌿

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A group of young, pale yellow slime mold fruiting bodies. They seem eager and driven with a positive outlook overall.

Hauntingly beautiful.

My extended family used to gather and release a white balloon together to say goodbye to one of us that passed.

Reminds me of them all flying away, each chasing a different memory blown apart by the wind. 🌿

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Closeup of a branch that’s covered in shrubby and sunburst lichen. The branch is stuck in an old fence and is accompanied by some protruding ancient nails.

Lichen + nails 🌿

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A young growth of hairy curtain crust that slightly resembles an open ear, with prominent “hairs” displayed.

Ear hair can be an awkward subject, but at a certain point it needs to be addressed. 🌿

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Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars

a man in a military uniform is smiling and says lighten up francis . Alt: A scene from the film, “Stripes”. Sgt. Hulka (Warren Oates) is smiling and saying, “Lighten up, Francis.”

Can’t beat a Stripes reference to start the day

Closeup of two eyelash cup fungi. The bodies are circular, red-orange and have tiny hair like growths around the rim that resemble eyelashes.

Tiny wonders in forgotten wood. 🌿

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A stump brittlestem mushroom with rosecomb mutation. An inverted cap & stipe sprouted from the center of another cap.

I didn’t think this was real until I got right next to it. 🌿

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Rubbish fueled dopamine 🔥

A brilliant California golden chanterelle mushroom stands out against wet and matted fallen leaves.

A flash of California gold for a dreary Monday morning 🌿

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Closeup of a few individual pale yellow cannonball fungi. Two have fired and are displaying their nests, which kind of resemble toy tulips. Three others are loaded and taking aim with what looks like translucent eggs. There’s also a cluster of them at the top of the frame.

Fashion & function

Cannonball fungi 🌿

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Really cool. I’m just across the freeway near the base of Burdell.

I grew up near Santa Cruz & need to head back down there to hit some trails.

If it’s the same one I’m close to, totally agree. We renamed it “woodpecker-land”. 🙃

A tiny circular growth of pink slime mold on a glistening wet log. There are droplets of dew that align to create a cute face that looks like Elmo’s cousin.

“….did I miss the party?” 🌿

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Yes, the classic. I found a beautiful one under the same tree last year. Waited until today to return. That’s a special corner.

A deep red baby fly agaric mushroom is just peeking through the plant litter.

A quite thick juvenile fly agaric mushroom.

A mature fly agaric mushroom that has almost flattened out. 3The rim of the cap is bright orange with the color intensifying to a deep crimson in the center.

More family photos 🌿

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A rust colored fly agaric sits in the foreground with two others growing a few feet behind.

Always worth the price of admission. 🌿

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A slug devouring a fallen constricted grisette mushroom.

This was my supposition. 🙃

A pinkish amanita stands with a tunnel eaten directly through the stipe. The cap also has a sizable hole from some sort of consumption.

It was just a nibble.

Not sure anyone will notice. 🌿

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Undershot of a split gill mushroom growing out of a tree trunk.

Looking up at the gill array of a peeling oyster mushroom growing out of a tree trunk.

Undershot of two bright orange twiglet mushrooms growing out of a giant eucalyptus tree.

Often we look low
But if the time is just right
Fungi lives up high

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Obscured in the shadow of Rice’s complete dominance Roger Craig added a sneaky 100+ yards.

Still have the headlines up in my dad’s garage. As the lone residents of the Bay from a huge Colorado family, we hold onto that W a little tighter than the others.

INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.