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Making soup from yesterday’s leftovers.
I’m my Nan now.

Bang on.
These Beats are over ear cos my eldest is a tech bro but he was wrong.
I already had soundcore x20 in ear ones which outperformed everything else I’ve tried.
Absolutely bullet proof.

Oh look.
Again, my Beats headphones have gone buggerupem as soon as the warranty ends.
What a coincidencen’t.
Never again.

It’s not the first time we’ve disappointed a woman Dave.
It won’t be the last.

A tree.
Not MI5.
As far as I know.

Dinner guests tonight but I can’t go shopping in this wind.
I know someone killed by a small branch falling on their head.
I refuse to die in such a banal way.

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I eat clean, work out hard (Fnarr!), walk a lot.
I also supplement which causes my dreams to wander where they may, which is often to Salma Hayek’s place.

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My fave food of all time.
Soft shell are for wimps.

Definitely.
Got 180 x 200cm one, big enough to share with MrsP.
Miss Doris will quite rightly not allow that.

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👍

Electric blanket ordered, was envious of MrsP’s last winter.
No heating until Hallowe’en.
I don’t make the rules.

😂

Infantrymen do spend a lot of time polishing their helmets.
I’d enlist just for the leather overcoat and I’d swoosh the tails theatrically every time I entered a room.

If ww3 is inevitable then it’s important our side books Hugo Boss for the uniforms before they do.

Good morning.
Today I awoke with an erection so powerful it has affected global warming.
At my age we have to celebrate such things.

Good news!
Top celebratory choice too.

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I’ve just swallowed a Big Daddy.
This was a steak from t’Aldi, not a large homosexual.
Although I haven’t had dessert yet so there’s still time.

You’re a good person.
Thank you.

Sauerkraut with flaxseed, an apple, homemade herbal tea.
I miss donuts.
What’d you have?
I hope it was deep fried so I can live vicariously through you.

There are no outside expectations that can compete with our own self imposed standards and pressure.
Glad you’ve found a way to cope.
The daily battle with The List™️ is exhausting.

Everyone who supports the flag campaign has contributed to emboldening and empowering racist attacks such as the one that happened to the Sikh lady today.
They are all culpable.

Perhaps the funniest thing he’s done.

My favourite restaurant is Peterborough services.
A little bit from various establishments is the perfect meal.

Blue Sex Horse and Andie never in the same place at the same time.

The good shit is always in the secret panel.

That sounds like it may be dressed for a wedding, likely drunk, best avoided.

As a staunch believer in Sasquatch I hadn’t even considered this horrific possibility!

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Watching hiking video.
Advice given includes what to do if you encounter someone with a massive gash.

Glad to hear all is now well for him.