What is best in life? to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

Trying to get on here a little more, cause why not.

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Ahahaha, glorious! 🤣

Got asked whilst walking to Hema today about the ski bag 'What have you got in there a body or something?' which I abruptly said yes to and then explained it was fencing gear and then made a thrusting motion. #Hema #Swordcialists

And the lady who sold me it said she thought it was really well wrapped up (it wasn't). Still at about £300 cheaper than a brand new one, I'm still considering it a win. How's everyone doing? Been a minute.

Work, Hema and then a few drinks at the sports bar after. Should be a good day, coffee machine I ordered is ace, took a little damage in transit. But nothing that prevents it's function, could have chased it. But the delivery company would say it wasn't well protected. 1/2

Beautiful, I'll take that. I'm good, can't complain really. Still swordfighting and working, that aside nothing new really.

I can relate, I had boy problems too! He'll get their mind, all seems really important till you get a bit older and realise in the grand scheme it's not the be all and end all it seems.

An image of Tutter (a blue mouse puppet) from bear in the big blue house, the image is zoomed in. Tutter unusually has a large twirly moustache and a flat black wig on his head. The bottom caption reads 'sacredblu'

Dying 🤣

Bless him, weird years he's going through to be fair.

Can't complain science mom, how's the chief doing?

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Ha, fuck that noise.

Sounds lovely (albeit tinged with my lactose intolerance), I'm good just playing some Destiny 2 and relaxing.

An image of me side on wearing a black denim long sleeved shirt, watching The Last Kingdom on my computer. I have a miraculous mid length beard.

Peak beard, need a return to this glory.

How's everyone doing? Been a minute since I was here. But I've still got two days off and I'm a bit bored.

I just want someone to make the coffee while I rot in bed until I catch a whiff of it and scamper across like the odd goblin of a man I am, is that too much to ask?

Here's hoping it comes quickly then 🤣

Big hugs mate, this too shall pass 🖤

See that is clever *Makes a note for next time*

Ha, agreed. Tbh in class you get a lot of innuendo with talk of thrusting, stabbing, touching tips and such. To be honest talking about sword without it sounding even a bit phallic is hard 🤣

Thing is a small bag won't have people asking what's in it.

It's a ski bag that is nearly as tall as I am 🤣

Got asked about what was in my ski bag yesterday as I was headed to the hall for Hema 'The last person who asked' got an awkward laugh, maybe not the best work. I on the other hand cackled at their bewildered expression. #Hema #Swordcialists

Don't be sorry, all good :D

Them: AI will take your job

Me: Oh, please. I’d like to see it neck three coffees, ignore 17 emails, take the cat for a walk, and have two cries before noon.

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There is some things, you better of not know

Gorgeous shots, you should be proud.