Usually parsley is my best bet 😭

I have it and it's the worst, an important herb in lots of good food tastes like stinkbug!

That amount of coriander in one place would kill me in an instant

I see you mustn't have the cilantro gene

They're hard to beat

I think my ex might have a humiliation fetish

Yeah

This is the problem with any assumptions people might make about electric cars solving traffic noise problems - while it's true that they don't produce engine noise like gas cars, they paradoxically can be even louder due to their increased weight

Uncomfortable for leftists to throw their support behind a billionaire without qualifiers

Might also be 2012, hard to guesstimate

Oh for the love of all that is meaningless

So real

Indeed

May or may not have accidentally ingested bleach

Some random staffer who's secretly kinda liberal that they accidentally let in cause they don't screen anyone for anything, probably

Just barely!

And mushy baby carrots

Yeah an LLM could never compete with the speed of the bots that big hedge funds and the like use, which are wired directly to stock exchanges. It's a fundamentally losing proposition

Strong negative correlation between the quality of my ideas and the amount of sleep I've gotten in the last 48 hours

Welp

Yeag, exactly

Thank goodness, I've still never quite made it up there

If you're online at all, you're probably not very poor!

No, America's poor really are not all that poor

Holy

This felt really important to tweet as soon as I woke up. I think I'm still delirious

Grocery shopping is a fascist construct

Goodness! Lucky he's alright

I don't think my body knows how to produce morphine properly