the soundtrack for the apocalypse today is shouty indie guitar music

wait. that’s most days.

#vinyl

recourse to 'common sense' is mostly shorthand for 'please don't ask me to think'

look, and i am one of them, won't lie

hi

friends have called me out for being a mouthy shit on the other place

(Threads, not X, i would never. that place has been toxic for yeeeeears)

like, duh

do you even KNOW me?

Blues have been shit for weeks. will be an upset if they beat Pies

#AFLPiesBlues #AFL

opposite for me, dishwasher ones don’t work well at all. gritty and don’t clean well.
the laundry ones are great.

Michael Shannon has looked 10 years older than me for the past 25 years

he is 50 for another 5 months

i turn 52 in 8 weeks

establishment Dems surely the runaway winner

well done Footscray pups, the umpires fucked you.

to lose by only 1 goal with your best player out and the umps pulling hard for one side is extremely well done

#AFL

Cripps will *never* get pinged for a throw, hey

worst chucker in the entire comp

#AFLBluesHawks

well. it was nice while it lasted (the momentary hope after Murphy Reid introduced himself)

welcome, young man

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo

it was

until 18yo debutant Murphy Reid just kicked 4 goals in 4 minutes

uh, Murphy Reid putting together a first game even better than Lalor's wtf

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo

well that’s some of the worst footy i’ve ever seen from @freodockers

and that’s in a crowded field

absolutely pissweak effort

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo

squeaky bum time

if you’re Freo, you get it

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo

oh shit my mother is about to become the most powerful superhero alive

pretty extraordinary, a ‘rebuild’ team with 3 debutants taking it to a team some have as a flag fancy

#AFL #AFLTigersBlues

wow. baby Tigers level from 41 down

#AFL #AFLTigersBlues

this aged well…

#AFLTigersBlues

while i'm excited #footy is back...

Blues could easily beat Tiges by 100 tonight

gonna be a boring-arse curtain-raiser (i don't count Opening Round because... it's shit)

#AFL

i loathe Opening Round. as a concept, as a bellwether for how AFL House 'thinks'

but still preety preety glad to have #footy back in under 2hrs

#AFL #AFLSwansHawks

it's best not to do anything too vicious in it, quite a bit of torque steer if you're too toe-y

(until i stick an LSD in there. TBC).

i know how bad u want my car @damonyoung.com.au

Dutton.

inane. for some jobs you need to be At The Thing.

mechanic needs their hoist, surgeons need a theatre &c

i could do my job from literally anywhere in the world w/ a laptop

there is zero advantage or increase in productivity from my commuting 10hrs a week

one size fits all = rekt

awwww

The Littlest Gestapo

#SOTU

never seen lies per second like it

just an endless stream of verbal diarrhoea and falsehoods

#SOTU

it’s aimed at you, because of that other shit code you guys focus on

i really dgaf about AFL’s marketing KPIs?

every supporter base should see their team play R1/ at the same time, period

shit idea

so glad Cyclone Alfred has f'ed with #AFL 'Opening Round'

shit idea. 'pick me' reactive idea. to NRL, when the codes aren't in competition. different audiences.

suck shit, you losers at AFL House. go back to fixturing properly.

joke, terrible idea last year. karma this is happening now.

haha he's not going back east after coming home, get over yourselves