every night i free myself to my full form *opening my lip ring so my stupid lip can swell up uninhibited*
every morning i shackle myself to a smaller size *clicking it shut again*

Happy Earth Day.

no so tru tho, a song I listened to on repeat writing fem!dohifu 69ing is often playing in clubnights/gigs I go to w Cierra and we're seeing the artist live soon so i'm always like 'THIS IS MY FEMSLASH SONG'

It features three cats with intricate, unique patterns on their bodies. The artist notes that these are manually embroidered and sometimes sold with baby cats included. The designs are often inspired by traditional art patterns like folk embroidery or floral themes.

a handmade embroidery artwork titled "Manually embroidered cats" created by artist @ladyserebrennikova.

A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

WHY DOES WATERSHIP DOWN BEGIN WITH AESCHYLUS

watched an ep of Gnome Show yesterday. it was good

Watercolour painting of a dancer in soft pastel green with flowering branches growing out of their back. They're holding a leafy branch and have long stripes of yellow, green and pink fabric attached to the wrist part of their sleeves. The fabric billows behind them and leaves and petals dance through the air

Spring dance 🌿🌸

bananas actually to look at my life and realise how many of my habits are tiny prisons of my own making for reasons i would not put on a single other human being other than myself. yes it's hard work to go the simpler route of Just Doing The Thing. but oh my god THE REWARDS

NOT SAYING that i'm not allowed to call in sick btw I absolutely can and do fucking do that. but just like. the self-inflicted misery speedrun mindset is not serving me i think LOL
so that is why i had my yummy washed kenya-y kenya in bed this beautiful sunny morning

so anyway one time i felt like absolute shit ass when i woke up for work and wanted to call out soooo bad but once i sat and had a yummy coffee in bed next to my beautiful wife i was like 'life is good actually' and felt so much better that i then had a really good work day

which like. I don't have to jumpscare myself into the commute like a dog fed meds wrapped in peanut butter. I'm a lucid ass adult and straight-edge as hell. I can't like... martyrise myself like that. wtf is this self-flagellation

the theory being 'if i sit at home too long i won't want to leave! i need to leave while i'm still booting up so i don't mentally go back to bed!' but i've said this out loud a couple times to a coworker and realised A) it sounds deranged B) that's not a good coping mechanism wtf...

trying this new thing where i sit and have a coffee in bed *before* i go to work. usually i just launch myself out of bed as fast as possible and just have a coffee there but lately i've been waking up feeling Bad and also the coffee at work has been bad(iykyk why that's not great)

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

cat jumped on the glassware shelf and broke my Luffy hat mug 😭

Help
#チ #orb

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#チ #orb

Black & white fanart of the characters Bartolomeo the Cannibal and Cavendish from One Piece. They are both glaring towards the viewer, Bartolomeo grinning from under his brow bone, Cavendish's eyes wide and head tilted up. They are standing very close to each other and trickle of red (the only colour in the image) flow from a gash on Bartolomeo's forehead and somewhere in Cavendish's hairline, rimming through one of their eyes each. They both say "stay out of it" at the same time. #Bartocav

Sketchy black & white fanart headshot of Dracule Mihawk from One Piece glaring at someone or something just slightly out of view.

My bi-yearly Mihawk

come on man.

photo of a hand holding a small sticker sheet that is all black except for cat shapes with eyes

void sticker sheet

get it here: mcapriglione.art

write something terrible, is my advice. like genuinely, just write something god awful. commit to it. you can then spend time making the terrible thing better having already done the hard part of actually writing anything at all.

Akira at the IMAX was (bbddshhh PSHHHHHHRRHHAHHAAAAWW!!!!!) (hhh hhh HEE hhaww HEE hawww) VERY VERY GOOD !! I love that bonkers soundtrack at concert sound levels and the rich colour and cels right close up into my eyes!!! 💥💥💊🔥🔥 Felix and i had comfy seats for it too hehe

my whole body aches so much after pole jam last night lol, me and bestie spent a long time stretching and warming up in the park beforehand but 3 hours of pole/hoop/silk will still do a number on me huh 😂

someone who enjoys coffee 😈

A sticker sheet featuring a cat doing various gym and fitness related stuff

Gym cat sticker sheet is up at chaioverdose.com 😬💛