screaming and doing pushups. i'm basically noah sebastian maxxing

end of day 5: i've slacked off and just done pushups whenever i remember instead, but still, i now have better form. i think this unfortunately works, however 👆 my entire body is sore

day 3 of doing the evil russian push up program: i hope the lord in his kindness smites me

things keeping me alive rn
1. moon joy
2. spite
3. can't let him outlive me

the C-clef is my personal nemesis. why does it MOVE

Current status.

bridgerton music people PLEASE get hozier's francesca in the next season PLEASE

are corporate contact point always like this? do they know what words are?

concept: a dj called dj i

god the new wikipedia search function sucks

i'm ill. have a shitpost.

ok google how can i be hugged without being touched question mark

random memory unlocked: did anyone else get drug tested before they got accepted to highschool or was that a my school/indonesian thing?

"i fell in love the way the ketchup effect works: slowly, then all at once" - @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social or something

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

also nurses think i have a high pain tolerance. doctors think i'm hysterical. i love you nurses <3

having thin veins means that everytime i need to get injected/have blood drawn, it becomes a little gathering of me and the nurses who have brought in backup by going "i swear her veins are so thin"

judging the symmetry of crosswords

Sure

posting the lyrics to my song "nothing new" for no reason at all as it holds no relevance to current events or anything like that at all
linktr.ee/DarleneLesmana

"book your doctor's appointment easier with the hospital's own AI tool"
i will vomit on your doctors

they (Big Doctor) say that if i feel chest pain and an impending sense of doom i should see them, but have they considered that i'm built different and have felt chest pain and an impending sense of doom for days and i'm fine actually?

YOOOO

happy st paddy's
im technically still catholic

if you think i'm awkward now just wait until i have to speak in my native tongue

sinners respects chinese culture way more than most hollywood productions that tries to "be as authentic to chinese culture as possible". god i love that movie

practicing operatic singing and pirouettes to celebrate michael b jordan's win

obligatory ides post

chat are we sure about the translation here