Bringing him everywhere with me like a beat to shit plush toy/ragdoll

I desparately need an alan in stardew valley mod. I need my niche fictional husband in the video game healing my brain!!!!! Idk!!!

IM SORRY 😭 I WISH I COULD SEND THEM

I think a lot about how illustration rates have been stagnant since basically the form was invented, and the great gatsby was inspired by JC Leyendeckers legendary mansion parties

illustrations of Ken, a character from the indie series The Gaslight District, a massive greenish zombie-like butcher with blood-stained apron and a cleaver driven into his forehead. part of his skin is torn away showing only muscle.

god I love indie animation so much.
I had to draw ken ofc
#gaslightdistrict
#artpost

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

(Thinking about lackadaisy) it must be crazy to see ur ancient oc at the hot topic

Man lately I've felt like flat tube for toothpaste, just trying to squeeze any last dollop of product out. Never really learned how to recharge, so... I guess we continue this way

Yeahhhh, kept the awful, flavorless voices tho.

I've updated this with all of my current overstock if you're the kind of pervert who wants an Alan Dakimakura or I guess some stickers?

It's BRUTAL

Hey, this is worth taking like 60 seconds to fill out. Its not a commitment towards anything, its just to help the Free Speech Coalition gauge interest in such a credit union

Please share this around! This could end up being huge!

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

Jesus christ!!! It just gets worse and worse

"Analogue horror" tiktok series made up 98% of ai gen voices and visuals

not doing so good

Vincent and Re-l ergoproxy

Every time u are worried your idea isn't original enough remember that angel engine has a BOMB ass idea and the execution is so ass its unbelievable. Ideas are cheap and quality lives in execution

YouTube gave me the opportunity of all time today

Speak for yourself, trying to learn code makes me feel like an anthropomorphic peanut 😭

Sometimes while existing i spontaneously remember how thankless job from repo is basically just god's away on business (tom waits) but worse

I understand. Maybe im just adhd but it just uses up so much focus juice and the weekend just isn't enough recoup time. 😔

Todays's doodle and yesterday's vent writing combo has been doing numbers in the dms

My 9 to 5 ain't even THAT bad and it's rotting my soul from the inside out

Anyone else ever wish they could bumblefuck their way into an industry job they love and artist friend group by accident of right place right time like those famous white guys in documentaries bc Jesus fucking christ

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

It has been 3 days since my last correspondence and it feels like it's been a month

Uhgh fuck it's been so busy and bleak lately I hate it here yall.