Omg yes going to chelt for Nando’s LOOOL I’ve heard rumours we’re getting our SECOND portivo lounge soon 😮‍💨

I’ve always liked asobi seku but I just found this song last month and it’s in full on adhd dopamine stage, ON REPEAT I cannot describe the endorphins it gives me lol

I wish I could remember what they were protesting lol

Omg mate glos looks so diff now, they’ve been doing up the centre, we have a pret now

I’m crying

So rarely do a full face now I tricked a man into loving me but am filled with the bank holiday spirit this eve

Also not a tweet per se, but that day when all the worst of uk journalism twitter were protesting something and all stopped tweeting for 24 hrs

Fuck sake and Richard Dawkins STUPID waste little jar of honey crash out

Can’t believe I forgot the greatest tweet of all time

Whenever I type OMG I need everyone to know that for the past 3 months I haven’t typed it without it sounding like the “ohhhhhh… MY GOSH” in the video Craig David took on holiday when he accidentally killed a flying fish

Ty for jogging this from my rotten brain lmao

NO NO WAIT IT WAS DAVID LYNCH HAVING A MOLE UNDER HIS PATIO (I CAN ONLY FIND IT PRINTED ON A MUG)

No wait it’s when Brian McFadden threatened to strangle someone with their mouse but the best part was the reply saying it’s Bluetooth

I still think ab “I send a the calzone into space!!” Every day

8 people have decided this is an acceptable way to advertise their personalities

Graphic T-shirt with Groot coding that says “I am root” and there’s also a Linux penguin and also Groot is wearing glasses and is wearing a graphic tshirt also, also groot’s tshirt has a raccoon in it

Idk what I did to get onto this Vinted algorithm but this is the shit it’s recommending to me and I’m furious

In my yearly Fountains of Wayne binge, I just love em so much, pure catchy pop rock WALL TO WALL BANGERS even my bf can’t stop singing radiation vibe now lol

(Me listening to hot action cop - fever for the flava 6 times in a row) “these were supposed to be the bands for us brainy academics as we laughed at whatever fall out boy was pissing out”

Also it’s sparking some incredible statements on Reddit obviously HAHAAA

In serious though it’s a great piece about the way alcoholism takes root and slowly eats away at everything

AND how she baked a cake for fugazi looool

I cannot stop thinking about that mad GQ American Football (band) piece - so much good emo lore like Tim Kinsella’s mum telling him when he was a kid that he could scream as much as he wanted as long as it was in the bathroom and that started a domino effect to getting cap’n jazz lol

Alsoooo your best vegetarian/vegan places in Berlin especially KEBABSSSSS I can’t wait

Anyone got any cheap hotel recs for Berlin mid April? Preferably around Friedrichshain or Prenzlauer Berg as that’s where stuff we wanna do is! Can’t do a hostel, can’t poo without my own toilet lol

I can’t believe they’re getting my delicious fun order of cake, crisps and TIGER BREAD ROLLS and I get a plastic bin and STIR FRY INGREDIENTS

Crying bc Morrisons mixed up mine and someone else’s shopping, and instead of oral hygiene for them AND THEIR DOG they’re instead getting a sticky toffee pudding cake, Nutella ice cream and a rustlers burger

This years lol

Look at this pic of Pavarotti on a scooter, it’s joyful essence has taken over my soul, I can tell today will be a good day