I look like bald sweetums, so i hope so.

Why the fuck am I getting youtube ads to lease a private jet

Starting the new year off right, bedridden with a cold that has me coughing hard enough to bruise a rib somehow? 2026 rules.

Can't believe this bandit only gives me 18 experience points.

University of Colorado has a cultivar of red sunflowers, and it's a great addition to my garden.

Finally got around to watching Common Side Effects and it was real good.

My buddy found this in a thrift store and I have to know more.

Accidentally performed the Imlich maneuver, and now I'm a skeleton.

Started oiling my beard again. It's just been so damn squeaky.

Occasionally I remember there is a subplot of the terrible movie Along Came Polly where Phillip Seymour Hoffman plays Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar, and damn I really want to see that show.

I'm an icon

You may not know this about me, but im a big game hunter. Wrestled all these with my bare hands.

Finishing God of War Ragnarok makes me even more sure that hitting things with a big axe would solve most of my problems.

We don't give Harry Belafonte enough credit for rhyming "banana" with "tarantula."

Judge Doom was my great grandfather. Grandpa changed our family name. Feels good to get it off my chest.

Terrified that one day my wife will realize I'm actually a cartoon in a man suit.

Really growing concerned that I might not get my super powers before 40.

I'm in the "slept funny and ruined my body" stage of my late 30s.

Next weekend is going to rule.

It's cold out there.

Boooooo

Butts.

Finally framed my @themountaingoats.bsky.social poster from almost a decade ago, so yeah, I think I'm pretty on top of things right now. Excited to wait another 9 years to hang it up!

I've replaced the fan on my switch, i am the lord of my domain.

I'm a tiki bar convert.

Playing the Yakuza games makes me wish japan was real.

I just picked up the expansion! Seems fun!

Wife and cat both snoring in front of the fireplace, pretty sure that's the meaning of Christmas

The least convincing college kids