triple sleeving my tarot deck

I can tell you about Lief Erickson

Huffing Bod Man Body Spray and listening to Flobots.

Carbonated Coconut Water.

Spiral Honey BBQ Fritos would fix me.

Built like a fullback in an empty backfield world.

I think the biggest complaint for 5.5 is the players who have invested everything into fifth edition. If I was complete new, I'd just play 5.5.

@kutnews.bsky.social oopsie

Like, what quirked up(read suicidal) Microsoft employee thought this was a good idea? (it was)

The idea that a dev created Calamity Bert and put him into teams as a default sticker pack is so funny to me.

Grabbed a PBJ at the pizzeria.

I ain't reading all that but you're the Bible now.

I was listening to Drug Church and it made me think of one of the worst nights of my life (fondly). Extra points if you can guess the song.

I constantly feel the urge to be creative but have no outlet.

White people tacos with pace picante.

Have y'all realized that dairy cows are all FEMALE. This is just big government pushing DEI IDEALS. At Jacob's Raw Milk Ranch we source all of our milk from strong American longhorn bulls. None of those cucked steers or FEMALES!

How far did they have to go?

Excited to see this in affinity maybe. I also think it could be good in pauper edh.

Jesus Christ, why is bluesky full of boomer memes?

Got a new mug set for Christmas so I could serve people nice cups. The inaugural cup was El Salvador HG Santa Isabel from Barrett's coffee in Austin TX.

If I accomplish anything in this life, it will be keeping my wife away from a chiropractor.

Docs just aren't what they used to be

"did you know spiders have families"

Following up on this, I've been much more interested in pauper and competitive pauper commander lately. It feels like magic of yesteryear.

I've been feeling the same way. Having the entirety of Tymna Kraum feels bad when I hate the format and only play once a month. Maybe I should resign myself to not owning duals at all.

Welp, deleted Twitter. It was a good 15 years but I couldn't do it anymore.

One time a friend invited my wife and I over for dinner. I thought it would be fun to make dirt pudding. I made a ton of pudding and added crushed Oreos and gummy worms. I was not informed it was a fancy dinner party for like 10 couples and I brought the most childish dessert.

Is TWIABP just Tiger's Jaw for people who like jam bands?

Clean pants mean a lot to a guy who shits on the floor.

I saw Carhartt pants at a Nordstrom and it felt like stolen valor.