Good bye Tim Apple

Fisher-Price Is Pivoting to AI-Powered Autonomous Weapons Manufacturing “We at Fisher-Price have always believed in the power of imagination. In discovery. In the joy of a child pressing a button and hearing a satisfying sound. T...

"As a company founded in 1930 on the principles of 'safety, durability, and play value,' we felt the logical next step was autonomous kill drones."

Brand new honey locust leaves look like wilted lettuce after the freeze… they just appeared this week and were previously bright yellow green.

Tiny peaches seem like they may have survived but all the tiny apples on one tree look completely fucked

I shook the snow off the lilac and it stood up fine. Two years ago it got rekt under some heavy spring snow

Flamingo covered in snow and lilac collapsed under snow

Spring snow! (From yesterday…already mostly melted)

You’re never too old to surf down the roller slide

people eating beans watching Cars 2, etc

Walruses are driving up the price of buckets. they have a bucket but what about American Families?? My proposal: we steal bucket

Elon: no not like that!!

Elon Musk @elonmusk Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

hey Grok is this the stupidest thing you've ever read

Garbage bags over peach tree

Peach trees are protected (kind of?) from the snow!

Fyre Fest 2026

Grown ass soldiers getting Michelle Obama school meals smh

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (необходимый!)

Headline: Boebert Goes Viral For Lecturing Her Colleagues to Find Jesus': 'Why is Everybody So Horny Here?'

Imagine getting lectured about horniness by a 39 year old grandma who gives handjobs during Beetlejuice the Musical

The dental hygienist just called out my lies about flossing 😔

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too beautiful for this world...

Even though they are too old/flawed (warriors) or too inexperienced (Hornets), they are clearly the ethical choice that we should get to spend 4-5 games with in the first round

The best part of the NBA play-in tournament is not watching the teams advance (to then most likely get destroyed in the first round). It’s seeing the bad, cursed teams losing and getting taken out like Old Yeller on national TV.
RIP Clippers, Heat and hopefully Magic and Suns very soon

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Wow that was a great drive and finish but I lowkey hated it: the Deni Avdija experience
#nbasky

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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Love how inflation has made prices in dollars seem vaguely a like a foreign currency. $7 for a bag of Doritos? Canadian dollars perhaps???

The pope will literally ABSOLVE any CRIMINAL of their sins! WEAK!!

He was a mildly notable conservative columnist who kept getting more and more out there (weird orthodox Christian convert energy, Hungary lover, etc) and made himself the Main Character on Twitter a few times on Twitter and now I am aware of him.

Introducing Viktor Orban as the new Visiting Scholar for the Promotion and Protection of Western Civilization at the Heritage Foundation in 3…2…1…