There's a nursing home here that we did Xmas cookie decorating at for girl scouts and they always made sure we were cleared out by 5 for their nightly cocktail hour

I never lost faith in your ability to look hawt af

I all most stayed there but then I went for the casino in Queens and I won$400 there so it was a good move

Like when ppl ask me if I have a sister🫠

Sounds like my kinda normal tbqh

You look gorgeous!!

I saw Cruz floated as a replacement🙄😭

I'm so sorry
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If it's just a bra for fun you can prob go cheaper
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Sounds like you have his birthday gift handled!

Lol Petey was just impatient!

It's sexier to the lady when you just take the straps down and spin it around to the front, try it with your wife tonight

It looks perfect!!

Sad to say I understood every word
I'm so happy for you, stay pure!

I've never been drunk on a ship!
Even after 14 shots in nine hours

I'm a professional

I'm gonna try a nibble, she was so happy

I watched my dog touch(eat) grass today, she was blissfully happy.
I'm gonna try that tomorrow

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You'd be welcome to use the pool anytime, no glass at the pool please

My new Garmin watch decided I took a 40 min nap today, I was in the hot tub🙄

Years back, many of you helped us get Waf a comfortable and ( I hope to him, certainly to us) chance at a wonderful, extended life. I still think about that, and get a bit teary at the time you all gave us. So if you can, do. If you can't, share.

Yeah some side effects mimic mid 80s drama shows

You're ok unless you get Moonlighting

I love trying to make up my own disease for medications like that
That medication clearly heals indoor hiding syndrome (IHS) in temperate climates.

The fairy lights are also medicinal

I like to think this is how your great grandma intended it

That's a man who lives his little bit of power too fucking much.
I hope his daughter is with his ex wife

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

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Sorry gang, it's my fault they lost

I still feel bad not going but husband keeps saying
" THEY INVENTED A WEDDING THAT NO ONE CAN REASONABLY ATTEND!!"

Husband and I assumed the wedding day, time and location meant they really didn't expect ppl to come.

The MOB called us wondering if they could pay for us to come which would be like 4k+ , we can't accept that so we are sending daughter and her boyfriend and SIL is paying for her hotel

So my niece is getting married Friday afternoon at the courthouse in her town, which is six hours by car. Then there is a lunch after and another bigger lunch Saturday that includes friends as well as family