Translation: "I hate and fear women. They must be controlled and dominated, or they start doing things, and anything they do without male orders and permission terrifies me."

I'm old, and I have rarely--maybe never--heard a statement from a politician with which I agreed more strongly. This is a war to the knife, started by the GQP, and we won't stop until the GQP is dead, or it surrenders. They're whining because they never expected a fight.

The soldiers will be quietly released as soon as the story slips out of the news cycle. Israel also understands how short the attention span is of the dumbest third of Americans.

That's why he has waddled off to golf *every weekend* since he started his War of Idiocy. He is so terribly busy.

He has a raccoon penis lodged in there.

For further study.

In an odd way, I think this is a good thing. It will backfire spectacularly as an election issue. The only people this won't piss off is hardcore white supremacists.

People who didn't do it:

Trans kids
Drag queens
Pet-eating Haitians
Barack Obama

People who did do it:

Congressional Republican

He's gonna bomb the shit out of something because of this

Being a straight white Xristian nationaliist male is now required for promotion, however.

Yes. I have never liked Rubio, and always thought he was a self-serving slimeball, but I never would have believed the depths of depravity to which he has sunk. I hope he's a political pariah for the rest of his life, isolated and forgotten. If he gets deported to Uganda, I won't cry.

In these troubled times, I choose to focus on any member of this clown administration saying the words, "when I die." If I were a member of congress in the hearing, I'd ask him to repeat those three words until my time elapsed.

Candidate will demonstrate strong organizational skills and facility with dance forms both modern (Jerking Two Dicks) and ancient (Macarena). Minimum IPA of 4.0 desired. Perks include insider trading and slightly soiled bangjet.

Translation: "Those assets will be sold when I've maximized their value through inside information and corruption."

Soon, the clowns will say things like, "That's none of your business, and when I'm confirmed, I'll see that you pay for your insolence in daring to question me."

I think there have been a few times when it wasn't a black person--I think he used it to describe Rubio back during the campaign in 2016, for example--but yeah you can count on him using it when the person he's mad at is black. The irony of him calling *anyone* "low IQ" is staggering.

Followed closely by dogs, squirrels, birds, butterflies, turtles and certain insects.

Our little man was screaming the other day because he feared the Iran mess makes him look like Jimmy Carter. This is like Kevin Sorbo raging that a movie role made him look like Jimmy Stewart. Rest assured, little man. That will never happen.

Will The Atlantic fight back, or will it give $100m to Stinky and cringe and fawn? Recent history suggests the latter. I hope not.

"I said shit then that suited my purposes, regardless of reality. I say shit now that suits my purposes, regardless of reality. I have been perfectly consistent."

*donning mask, snorkel and fins*

I'm going in!

An acquaintance told me in 2005 that Dubya had put $500 in his bank account (the tax credit) "and I like people who put money in my bank account." This was when the Iraq war was a bloody sickening disaster.

He got a blood-curdling glare from me, and I pointedly turned my back on him.

If he can, he will tear down *every existing monument* and replace it with something glorifying himself. He will replace the Smithsonian with a giant gift shop selling his crap.

Of course he'll die long before that happens, but he would if he could.

They're *this close* to wearing grease paint and suits with giant question marks and silver lightning bolts on their temples.

GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

WARN me first!

*heart thudding*

LOL. There's been quite a streak recently of rightwingers staying away from situations because "security." Nothing to do with competence, of course! Or being humiliated or embarrassed!

Vielle - Wikipedia

I think it's a vielle. There have been many variations of the viol family of instruments.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vielle

STRAIT OF HORMUZ HOURS

M-F: CLOSED
S: CLOSED
S: CLOSED

They should be in cells right now, charged with assault. It sickens me that this kind of thing is routine with America's so-called "law enforcement officers." These aren't cops. These are thugs.

The socks!

*swoon*

...NOT A MESSIAH!

And they want to do this to 100 million people.