Hope you enjoyed the mic’d up convo
Xoxo,
Gossip Girl

My wife dances like she has a past that I don’t know about.

Hey can I have a fry?
-takes longest French fry in the batch

My 70 year old mom just used the word “vibe” at the dinner table. Happy Holidays everyone.

Use this tool with your in laws and parents this thanksgiving.

LGBTQ = Jazz. Underground movement built off not adhering to labels. Duos, trios, and poly tempos. Who cares what instrument you’re playing. It’s about improvisation, and every song has a climax.

I don’t want to better myself. I just want an airbrushed T shirt that makes me look JACKED.

Excited to celebrate the bluesky until the nuclear codes switch hands.

Bluesky = Kendrick
Twitter = Drake

Please follow the actual famous person, who is in many of my favorite movies and tv programs and is a very good director and very smart

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

Not take it?

Creating a company called MYPILLOW tells me a lot about your marriage.

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

I don’t want to better myself. I just want an airbrushed T shirt that makes me look JACKED.

Fight night is giving me election PTSD. Who is going to win? The younger opponent that people love to hate, or a rapist? #paulvstyson #fightnight #jakepaul #miketyson

Semicolon, you played-out whore.
Signed, The Dash.

How I feel every time I post on Bluesky

i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

Fight night is giving me election PTSD. Who is going to win? The younger opponent that people love to hate, or a rapist? #paulvstyson #fightnight #jakepaul #miketyson

Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.

the servers:

Shhh, everyone post quieter

Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math' Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.

Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’

Image of Kamala Harris with the caption: "Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election" "One more fundraising text would've done the job." -The Onion

Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election
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