There is realistically no other metric tbqh

Ireland didn’t win the 6 nations so naturally I should post this picture.

People should try harder to get their nudes to me

I’m horny but there are no nudes in my DMs 🫤

From Coming up easy 😂 the tattooist just wrote something else on my arm. I didn’t even read it. I went “yeah let’s go”. Makes me howl every time I see it

Fun fact. I have a Paolo Nutini lyric tattooed on my arm since I was 17 and it’s an incorrect lyric 🫠

A nasty boy and another who just wants to be told want to do. Both needing the cosiest cuddles after. I need 20 seasons

Our Gorgeous autistic king knew EXACTLY what he was doing. And that’s why Ilya said you’re not pulling the blinds down. We can fuck with them up since your cottage is “private”

We say what we need to say to get our hung Russian sarcastic king to our cottage!

I tuned into Heated Rivalry after ep2 thinking I was getting the horniest show on the planet (complimentary) only to find myself bawling my eyes out from ep4-6 because it’s so incredibly beautiful, perfectly performed with so many tender moments that take me back to different points in my life.

New episode of Heated Rivalry + a hangover 🍆

Finally got around to watching Heated Rivalry over the weekend.
I’m obsessed with that gorgeous sub bottom.

Damn 🥵

Being back in Dublin and able to walk around town with my phone in my hand feels like a luxury compared to London, waiting for it to get snatched at any moment

Everyone is posting dick pics on twitter. Make it happen here too

A no skips album. Experimental, genre mixing, vulnerable, confident, referential while stamped with individuality and simply full of bangers!!

My girl deserves all the success and all her 💐

Hoping she gets the promo she deserves in America because this album is worthy of pop grammy noms.

She truly hasn’t missed with any release. From a Madonna cover to Boy Crazy feature to all her own tracks. Everything hits!!!

Very content leaving twitter now. No porn and people ruining The Devil Wears Prada 2.

If you’re queer and not listening to Jades solo music on repeat I really don’t know what to tell you. You’re missing out on BOPS!! She’s 7/7!

Went to see the AIDS quilt at the Tate Modern today. Extremely moving. Times are tough, particularly for our trans siblings. Be sure to hold your queer family close, make memories together and love them openly and loudly 💚

See you at Prima 😈

I’ll expect the same reply when I message

I’m on a calorie deficit
I’ve had two pints
All I want is a large domino’s

Where is the sun gone 🥺

The art work is sick!

Few weeks ago my debit card had fraudulent activity on it. Today my AMEX has. Can these people leave me alone. I’m fucking poor.

How do people get skinny?

I have a fun group activity

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