If only toddler me could have field-recorded the breakdown of my parents' relationship.

Carpe bpm

M.I.A. - M.1.7 Earthly - Heart Animal Collective - Tangerine Reef Yellow Magic Orchestra - BGM Robyn - Sexistential Isa Gordon - 8Men Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize - Nine Inch Noize Yellow Magic Orchestra - Service Yellow Magic Orchestra - Technodon

Chart posting. One week.

Well your birthday is coming up and you're always talking about wanting to die 🥳

And dragging my partners with me. 😎

perpetually feeling smug and vindicated about my switch to AEW

Butches say they like art but then tell you the new nine inch nails album is too loud for 9am

It may be an overstatement to say Pavement were the Beatles of their generation, but they kinda were. What the Beatles were to ’60s pop, Pavement were to ’90s indie rock—the definitive, pace-setting act of the decade who underwent surprising and substantial evolutions in a tidy 10-year lifespan. If Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain was a Rubber Soul/Revolver-style step toward sophistication, and Brighten the Corners a late-game Abbey Road-esque consolidation of strengths, Pavement's 1999 album Terror Twilight was the parallel of Let It Be: a loose, live-off-the-floor affair that, produced, became the finely chiseled tombstone to a brilliant career.

No they weren't. That isn't true.

Lawns are stupid and golf courses should be illegal.

March madness is still going? Where are the police?

Slightly less problematic era Morrissey give me strength

The Smiths - Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by The Smiths

Just applied for a job that perfectly aligns with my over specific skills and background and actually pays well.

Homer Simpson reading a paper to a bored executive. The caption says, "WHENEVER big anne'S NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE's big anne?"

You can't just introduce somebody named "Big Anne" and then take her away.
The people are intrigued. The people want Big Anne.

They should invent a lawn that fights back.

Yukihiro Takahashi - Neuromantic Lee "Scratch" Perry - Heavy Rain Massive Attack vs. Mad Professor - No Protection Massive Attack - No Protection Ryuichi Sakamoto Mike & SURF GANG - POMPEII // UTILITY Ryuichi Sakamoto - async Miharu Koshi - Parallelisme Sparks - Kimono My House Adam O'Farrill - ELEPHANT Augustus Pablo - King Tubby Meets Rockers Uptown Bill Nelson - The Love That Whirls (Diary of a Thinking Heart) Black Moth Super Rainbow - soft new magic dream Brian Eno - Another Day on Earth BRIAN ENO Brian Eno & David Byrne - My Life in the Bush of Ghosts Camille - Le Fil Charli Xcx & John Cale - Wuthering Heights

Chart posting one week.
Brought to you by another mysterious illness.

I really need to be paid money for the skills and services I offer.

The Mystery Wrestling "Falls Count Somehow" match is one of the most fun ideas I've seen in a while.

Kafka YouTube video by Masami Tsuchiya - Topic

This bass riff is a little familiar 🧐

I'll do my best

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

Look, people, it was either this or the status quo on trans people being allowed to (mostly) fully participate in society. You can see how it was an extremely difficult call.

I have an inkling 😜

2026 is the year we all stop pretending golf is a real sport.

Every once and a while, someone with a very specific kink gets their Star Wars.

I can't wait to say weird stuff in that room.