a mascot with a sign that says keep on it Alt: a mascot with a sign that says keep pounding

When she boinkin on my kaboodle

yea bro. it's really cool the way you blow your vape smoke down my urethra. thanks bro

i can’t chew on taco bell straws anymore they leave a bad taste in my mouth ☹️

reading noahtcs skeets be like: straight face gang!! 😂

hey guys. just #jackingoff lol

Hell yeah

As a trans woman working in IT. The fact that I'm not allowed to sign off my emails with :3 should be considered discrimination and a hate crime.

i wonder what kind of thing could be chemically wrong with you for you to look at wicked and say it looks good

my stupid fucking chungus microwave beeps 5 times instead of 3 what the fuck is your problem