today is my favorite holiday, the third of June, when my friend Lisa and i text each other incessantly as if we're in the world of "Ode to Billie Joe". pass the biscuits please.

Butt-breathing sea predator that roamed the ocean 500 million years ago discovered Researchers have discovered an ancient moth-like sea predator in a treasure trove of museum fossils in Canada. The half-a-billion-year-old creature, Mosura fentoni, reveals that Cambrian arthropods we...

Mosuraya Mosura dungan kasakuyan indumū!
www.livescience.com/animals/exti...

Octopus spotted riding on top of world's fastest shark A shortfin mako shark, the fastest-swimming shark in the world, was caught on camera with an octopus catching a ride on its back off the coast of New Zealand.

it's like the Royal Ascot out here. first orca salmon hats, now shortfin mako octopus hats? this one will be hard to, um, top.

since the US bullies other countries for their natural resources, MALTA! send Miriana Conte to #Eurovision or yer cowards! c'mon, the gays need this! she's the only one who would be Do, re, mi, fa, s-s-serving Kant.

kelping, it's a global phenomenon! okay, now i wonder if Malachite, Tacoma's resident humpback, engages in this? they always seem to be playing.
www.livescience.com/animals/hump...

furthermore, pics of Pippi with fairly loose hair and braids sticking out? no. our braids stick out of our heads when they are tightly braided. physics.

was looking for a pic of Pippi Longstocking in bed, to show how over today i am. but all the pics are w/ striped socks. bitch had 1 black and 1 brown sock, it's right in the text! and, considering their tattered dress, i doubt they changed them? now i'm fired up, so i guess i'll work. okay, bye.

if i were a marmot, i would pick fights all day.
they basically just make out and wrestle-hug?

at night, i'd watch slow-motion videos on xMarmot.
i'd die my first winter, but a life well-lived.