Or require you to download their damn app!!!!

This sounds like an invitation 🤣

I want to bring back shame or atleast *apprehension* when it comes to begging.

Because if you NEED the money to fund the wedding or the honeymoon…should you be be doing either?

Quiet as it’s kept the moment you “prefer monetary donations” for a honeymoon fund means I’m hitting NO on the RSVP

The moment you invite me to your wedding and *REQUIRE* a donation to accept my RSVP is the moment I’m politely marking NO

19 states down 31 to go

The emerging coup Lawless authoritarian regimes don't give up power willingly.

As I said after the GOP rammed through its Big Beautiful Bill, Trumpers were funding a coup. Now the coup is starting to gain force, on both coasts.

My dear child, Pizza Hut had THE BUFFET!!!

So he’s me when I told my CEO “I don’t want to make the non-compete a Death Row contract”

Trump struggled to walk in a straight line as he went to greet Putin

I can’t stand the way she be rightfully reading my ass.

I really tried. Then we all kicked at his brother house for a little cookout and my friend pulled me in the kitchen like “bitch what are you doing?! This shit don’t even match” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I once had a 🥷 like this but he was so unattractive and I didn’t like him…so it didn’t hit the same 🫣😭

The idea that STEM can function without the social sciences and humanities is always advanced by people who dont know much about either.

Because I do not care about the different baby foods you made.

I’ll come back in 3-5 when your life is settled back down for funny content purposes

Imma keep it a bean, I be muting folks when they first get married, planning a wedding, or have a baby.

So what the hell is going on with Dez Bryant and that pink haired ❄️🌨️ head lady

And none of them want Trick Daddy.

Anyone have a OneMusicFest 2025 presale code?

Old lady rant of the day:

The moment you put “content creator” on your resume is the moment I throw it away. I have also directed my team to do the same.

That’s all. Happy Monday

And for that I’ll forever be thankful. Amen 🙏🏾

Made it to skip day…6 hours late. But as much shit as I talk about Atlanta as NATIVE Atlantan…these niggas still TRICKIN.

Oh yeah I’m back - are there more people on here now?

Checked her LinkedIn. 38 experiences - 3 jobs that might’ve actually paid 🤔

How do white people get these jobs?! I’m asking because I have ONLY seen white people in roles like this.

I’m at this networking event/sales pitch event and the key note speaker - got a best selling book, and no tangible experience. A law degree but never had a job. She’s been a “thought partner and futurist” for her entire career. But she our keynote speaker. 😅

Belt to ass!!!!!!!