/ The old Twitter accounts I had are officially deleted for good. Fuck that hellsite.

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❛ 𝑊𝐸'𝑅𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 ᔆᴬᴵᵞᴬᴺ ᔆᵁᴾᴿᴱᴹᴱ 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐌 .ᐟ

This is your friendly reminder that California is the only state where flamethrowers are illegal. That means that annoyingass Pearl can't confiscate my homemade flamethrower.

Fuck ICE
Fuck trump
And fuck anyone who supports it

Aquamarine💧

#stevenuniverse #stevenuniversefanart

Which one am I? 😊

any other Peridot for that matter, must've seemed like to others before her time on Earth.

"Do we have a deal or not? I'd rather not waste time with someone who's not loyal to our great and glorious Diamond."

"At the moment they do not. Surely you can see how practical it would be for me to assess your loyalties first before bothering to make such plans in the event of capture."

The fact she explained her lack of trust in such a logical, straightforward manner was... robotic. So this is what 5XG, or -

/ I'm going to be offline today

"It really isn't..."

She brainstorms up an idea pretty quick.

"I say we bargain for our unimpeded escape by holding their weakest member hostage. We got two of us. It should be easy."

"That's new information. Maybe I should have read up on this planet even if it wasn't my initial destination."

4GT began plotting what they could do to circumvent these guardians. 5XG's dubious loyalties weren't ever in question even if they should be.

That... concerned her. If? She can't afford /if/.

"But there's load of old gem tech all over this planet! Surely we can juryrig something with it. It's just a damaged wing and some minor navigational chip corruption."

A futile effort. She has a violent streak, clearly.

"Thanks for the observation, 5XG." Sarcasm. "I'll be sure to include our conversation in my report when I return to Homeworld."

"Who cares about a single organic that's going to be dead when the cluster emerges anyways? If anything, I did it a favor."

"But it did! I stomped on it and it busted open into this red goop with black seeds in it. It was like a stress ball."

Even Homeworld would question that statement.

"Other than the one I took my frustrations out on? No. I didn't."

That's... slightly concerning. And violent.

"An earth-made primitive device collided with my ship and damaged the wing. It went into a tailspin. I crashed on this island of weird green creatures."

"No gem other than the Diamonds of course."

The things 5XG has learned are things still completely alien and foreign to 4GT.

"Earth has made you... Weird. Even by Peridot standards."

Such an odd statement didn't compute to the Homeworld Gem. All Era 2 Peridots required them. They weren't optional.

"These things you're saying... Are you defective? If so I have to report you."

"Uh... Yeah?"

Confused.

"Where are your limb enhancements?"

"I refuse to let internet degenerates ruin the word goon for me. What else am I suppose to call my future army of minions?"

Pearl laying on a chez lounge, looking stressed and tenting her fingers. Behind her, a holopearl checks her watch, looking bored.

#StevenUniverse #Pearl

George Lopez ahh

#StevenUniverse #StevenUniverseFuture #StevenUniverseFanart #Garnet #Amethyst #Pearl #TheCrystalGems

True. We do lack the full extent of the digestive system. Hell, if I had to actually watch what I eat, I'd be dead from sodium poisoning. Or a lack of insulin.

Sugar with sugar? That's gotta be bad for us... Oh well.

[Already eating another. Stardot likes food it appears.]

As long as it's edible.

[She heads on over and immediately shoves her hand into the bag to grab a pre-bitten peep. Her eyes widen once she bites into it.]

It's... mushy. But also tasty.

Good question.

[And one she will not answer.]

You mind sharing those things? Whatever they're called.