Acrylic pour tile.

I love the colors. Kitteh does too. I know it's a cliché in color theory, but the contrast of blue/orange is special. 🟦🐈‍⬛🟧

I don't know why people keep calling for the 25th. As I understand it, only the cabinet can call for the 25th, and Trump has surrounded himself with bootlickers and sycophants. Impeachment is the only way forward. The trick is convincing enough Congressional Republicans to go along with it.

So let me get this fucking straight…
MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

He doesn’t care about his job; he cares about being able to fly his girlfriend around on the taxpayers’ dime. He’s a wannabe Andrew Taint.

I wish him the very worst.

Saying “about” instead of “aboot” is a dead giveaway. 😂

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Snorkeling Tour | Icacos & Palomino 🐠
"Meet Gerald — the dolphin who’s been pulling up on us since December here in Icacos, Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

He doesn’t show up every day… but when he does, he stays 🤯
Swimming with us, following us around, just vibing like part of the crew."

🤣

Hell yeah!

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

NASA has been releasing breathtaking footage of the Artemis II launch 🔥

Check out more here: images.nasa.gov

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Tiny kitten being fed by a bottle.

This little bebe was found inside the wall at my place of work. My first time bottle-feeding a kitten.

Well, at least those are obvious and stupid-looking. But the Meta Ray-Bans are made for creepers, by creepers. I will call that shit out every time I see them tagged on IG or elsewhere. I don’t care if that specific instance is benign. These must not be normalized.

Dog smiling

Sparky says 😬

Wait, you were able to get the INFOWARS brand?!?! 🥳

Fair enough. I was just passing on something I saw on IG. I didn’t come up with it myself.

It's not LOCAL if it's owned by, and therefore beholden to, someone else far, far away.

Not just Trump, but everyone in his Junk Drawer. There was a time when media outlets were smart enough to anticipate what the people in power were going to say, so they could be fact-checked in real time. You can just decide to not post clips of them lying. Instead say, "These are the facts:..."

DWS is the absolute worst.

This anagram makes a lot of sense:

PETER THIEL<=>THE REPTILE

PETER THIEL<=>THE REPTILE

Hey, we gotta seize Palantir and arrest its owners and board members.

a brown and white pitbull resting his head on top of a brown tabby kitten’s head

STOP ITTTTTT 😭

LOL! Same.

A passerby asked, “OMG, is she injured?”
I said, “No, she’s just weird.” 🤣

Here’s Sparky being a little weirdo.

Black cat being overly adorable.

Ugh. The flu sucks. Drink lots of water and soup and lemon tea. Looks like Kitteh is scouting out the space above the samurai, making sure the way is clear.

Get well soon. ❤️‍🩹🍜☕️🚰🐈‍⬛