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Posts by Jamie Kojola

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Glossary - 404 Justice Not Found Bubbler: Sconies don’t know what a water fountain should be called. Could be worse: It could, in fact, always be worse. Bat-trees: Batteries. Not Bat Trees. Sorry, chiropterophiles. Cheeseheads: Sconi...

When your glossary for all things MInnesotan/Wisconsin needs a further reading list what do you put there?
I put the classic How to Talk Minnesotan and @charlieberens.bsky.social website.

Am I missing anything vital?

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1615...
#ope

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404 Justice Not Found Harlow, Minnesota. The hospital closed last year. The police left in the 80s. Hamburger is nine dollars a pound, and the only news channel is a man named Frank O'Flagg explaining why solar panels are the real threat to America. Into this: a rogue AI, an offer, and a woman who has nothing left to lose and a very specific set of opinions about people (...)

Need some catharsis? My new eat the rich, We vs Me LitRPG about classwar and becoming an embodiment of Nemesis just started on Royalroad. Mara Carrow is tired, and now she's got a Murder AI, a Murder Store, and a fresh infusion of Murder Dollars. Also: a Theme song.
#litrpg #booksky #eattherich

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When your protagonist can't resist comparing herself.

“Woo, bonus trench coat. I’m Neo!” Mara pulled the coat on. The back vent was ripped and tattered. “Hey, do I look like Cooper fucking Howard over here?”

#litrpg #coming-soon

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Oh noes, Discord crash. I was having meaningless arguments, goshdarn it.

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Hard to sell yourself to others when you authentically just want to grow plants and smoke some plants, instead.

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Shamir exists. Don't be overlooking.

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Marquess of Witherbloom
Marquess of Witherbloom YouTube video by Jamie Kojola

All Noble Fey protagonists ought to have a court ballad or twenty about them.
youtu.be/t94rmv90wUc

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Awesome!

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Better than putting the carrots in the cupboard and peanut butter in the fridge, and your phone in the knife drawer!

There are more lows to fall to.

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Rimworld. Ugh. We won't talk about how many hours I have in Rimworld.

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Is there a select term for skeeting while stoned on homegrown? Curious minds.

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These are some good takes. Terra Bradford was ahead of her time. Only ones I'd swap would be Stalkers for Quake, Kenshi for BG2, Elden Ring for Planescape Torment.

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Let's jump to conclusions: Cyber-ghosts are stalking you.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Do you have Messenger on your phone? Is it warning you that someone MIGHT want to chat with you (no one does, it just wants you to open it so it can do what Meta stuff does....)

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Grrrrl, there is nothing mild about that expression.

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Look, its just your inner 10th Doctor saying let me out. Embrace the Tennant.

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There's that moment, every time a story is a little hard, when the voice in the back of your head says "I could be playing video games instead."

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But John, think of all the unreadable slop you could... I don't know, make a bonfire with?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Spare us, o'wordsmith.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0
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The next tier up from that is, moments later, realizing the phone is already IN YOUR HAND. ugh.

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

This afternoon I'm manifesting something I didn't know we all needed. But we do. Someone, somewhere, make an Avril x Lisa (Blackpink) collab happen. I need this.

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Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Shadowheart disapproves.

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

And @abbybabble.bsky.social @authorlfrench.bsky.social

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Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up (Live Acoustic @ MTV Buzzworthy 16.05.2013)
Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up (Live Acoustic @ MTV Buzzworthy 16.05.2013) YouTube video by Avril Lavigne Russia Videos

I don’t want fireworks or sonnets.
I just want someone to say my name
with the love Avril Lavigne says “boombox”
in Here's to Never Growing Up.

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Now the spirits know my voice, and the mirrors don't know me."
The Sham Man, tba
#BookSky

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Amazon.com: She Who Devours the Stars: Book 1 of The Astral Mess eBook : Moureaux, Danica Odette: Kindle Store Amazon.com: She Who Devours the Stars: Book 1 of The Astral Mess eBook : Moureaux, Danica Odette: Kindle Store

🚀 IT'S LIVE! 🚀
She Who Devours the Stars - my sapphic space opera about a disaster lesbian who bonds with a sentient mythship.
Featuring: The Sexretary, physics-altering sex, and gravitational enemies-to-lovers ✨
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#wlwbooks #QueerSFF #SpaceOpera #BookLaunch #KindleUnlimited 📚💙

7 months ago 3 2 0 0
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What if we don't want? Is it mandatory?

8 months ago 0 0 1 0

Counter point: Green metal roofs are also right and proper, along with orange.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Titania grinned, all canines and heat.

“I approve. Let the mortals have their nightmare. Let them see how cold their science runs when the dark starts singing back.”

— Excerpt from The Gloamcaller, Book 1 of Fairy Necromancer.

#DarkFantasy #GothicFantasy #HorrorFantasy #BookSky #GothicFiction

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