Desert Strike!

Did you get Zool on the 3rd occasion?

The Boris Johnson fanclub got relegated again is it?

It'll end like Ten Haag. A wasted season.

I think it's a disastrous idea and the club have no idea of the strength of people's feelings towards the situation.

It's petrifying me.

XABI ALONSO

These Slot staying rumours are genuinely impacting my ability to have a good night's sleep.

Admania!

Pod from today with me, Chris and John G. Most enjoyable one in ages.

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They are honestly thr greatest gift to football. Like @theliverpoolway.bsky.social has always said, "if they didn't exist, we'd have to invent them."

The Pinwheel Galaxy is stopping by from 21 million light years away to laugh at Everton.

I thought PSG were invincible?

Can't believe lighting the training ground on fire didn't work

Today is definitely the most I've laughed all season!

Oh I'm still in the Xabi Alonso camp. But we deserve to celebrate comedy last minute derby winners after this terrible season we've had.

JUST BANGED ON THE HARRY HILL DICKINSON STADIUM WI ME VAN DIJK MASK ON GOIN AAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AHHHHHHH

Very unlikely given he's just signed a new contract I'd suggest.

The Boris Johnson fanclub are going down again!

It was open for three hours, which was the style at the time.

Fair play to the Hull FC lads, they've turned up for their coach tonight. This has been a far harder game than I was expecting.

Not for me. I think it's crazy to throw him on from the start when he's so obviously short on fitness and sharpness. It's not even like he played badly - we didn't even go on the full offensive until the second half anyway.

Absolutely bonkers. He said before the game Isak could only do 45 minutes. Surely you'd give him the last 30 when you're going for it? Bonkers decision.

Ultimately we needed snookers and we've barely even been able to chalk the cue.

Wasn't expecting anything from tonight other than a loss. What disappoints me is it feels like we could have gone more aggressive in the first half but saved it for the second.

The Reds need to press Up on the D Pad twice.

It's a regional dialect!

I hope you're ready for an unforgettable 30th birthday!

Two clear nights, two new targets! #nightsky