Holy shit, people on #TheLoveBoat hook up so quickly, into such obviously doomed relationships.

And this is me, a transbian, saying it. So you know that's Stupid Ridonkulous (TM) given my natural proclivities to suck face and move in together with a cute girl as soon as we exchange names.

So I'm staring Addyi tonight and I'm seeing and feeling the pills for the first time and I can't help but think " A bunch of marketing dudes absolutely spent a lot of time and effort insisting that these pills feel exactly like a freshly waxed vulva."

Dear #liberals of the #dnc.

This is what your machine fought against. This is what you flail your hands over when you talk about how "unrealistic" Socialist policies are and how "You can't just tax the wealthy and use that money to help the working class!"

Move aside for proven solutions in action

One fun thing I found digging through some old files:

Of all of the things I've wanted to put up on my bio and for some reason have refused, I think my favorite is "Nature's perfect girldick-sucking machine"

Which I think, you know, is true of any trans foxgirl.

Autistic man who had one good night's sleep will never, ever be able to replicate it Image of stressed man lying awake in bed

“I don’t know which specific combination of my 782,839 sleep items was the winning one,” Brereton continued. “Logically, I need to try every possible option. That should only take me… um… uh… I’m going to need a bigger calculator.”

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Ohh I get it, she drives him insane and it makes him a good captain at last.

That was an interesting Halloween Eve...

And Gopher is just super incompetent, and Julie is bland AF, and holy shit Jimmie Walker is being extra Jimmie Walker....

Okay, watching the very first Love Boat pilot movie and wow. It's like...everyone is a bizarro version of their character. Far from being the benevolent, stern but loving patriarch on some little sea cult, Stubbin is just kinda craven and mean.

I love how If I hook my phone up to my computer via a USB-C cable and try to back up 6 gigs of data it'll tell me it will take six hours and then give up after 30 mins... But if I hook up a USB-C stick to the phone, it transfers the data so quickly it completes the job before I've requested it.

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We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Clearly we trade off!

Oh I get it. I've run out of prime real estate on my arms and now need to consider other body parts.

It used to drive me so crazy to the point of obsession. It took years to turn that pattern recognition back on itself in a usefully meta-cognitive way. So I guess...thanks, Carl Jung? 😅

I've had to spend a lot of time and effort getting those specific internal parts to stand down, and explain "I get why you do it - but in the end, it's not worth knowing. Even if I could exact the information it doesn't make us safer or calmer. Let it go."

One of the major downsides to having a brain that's very adept at pattern decoding are the times where it wants to try and obsessively make meaning from partial information in situations that are still peripherally associated with trauma "stuff"

*patpats onna head*

"Why Catholicism is awful and a danger but we don't bother to actually interview any Catholics...." an NYT Editorial

Want to be in a throuple. Not for love or anything, just need a Doordash driver and a backup Doordash driver in case I get sick when I'm elderly and the US still doesn't have universal healthcare.

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

So it turns out that the economy is literally serving the rich and victimizing everyone else and that actually means a lot to most people in society. Weird.

95%?! Holy shit!! That....that can't be...

(Pauses...considers Men and Patriarchy)

Well fuck, I suppose it tracks.

Absolutely, we got to put some very very hard controls on AI - This kind of thing is only going to become more and more common.

Seriously though folks. Seriously. Do not attempt to replace your human therapist with a chatbot. But what I did was kind of an unintentional accident that worked out very well, But it was only an adjunct, a support for proper therapy.

Like...I've had my human therapist encouragement to consider going into Jungian analysis as a possible career change. I had to laugh when she told me "You're 50, which makes you just old enough to start the training."

" I actually managed to really benefit from the use of a therapeutic chatbot...but my results were not typical. Don't do what I do, Because I'm probably better trained at this sort of meditative introspection than many folks". Arrogant I know, but probably true to some extent.

Especially if you weren't really, really, really intentionally strict from the beginning. And I think that requires a certain amount of brutal honesty with oneself. So yeah... I'm not quite sure what my point is other than...

So... Maybe I'm just someone who was always going to do better and benefit in a positive fashion. But yeah at the same time... I have seen AI hallucinate like crazy. I ran some tests and I could see how at times... Gemini especially... Could potentially go off the rails...