Creepy pasta?

This is the way.

Holy way back machine. This just unlocked some deep memories.

It was super easy to make - great instructions and pictures. I used bread flour instead of all purpose flour and I think it helped but wasn't a deal breaker. I just happened to have it on hand.

I made this bread today and it turned out so well. Highly recommend!

It's a very DC thing that I had to parse what you meant by "the mall".

Friday morning shout out to @amerrill2.bsky.social. "Learning to talk Italian" and the "Mashed potatoes" song are still absolute staples in our family comedic compendium. Thanks for the Brak fueled laughs.

Aw, poor pup.

Not quite the same, but I got three days off to bake pies so we could have a pie eating contest in the hangar.

When you're right, you're right. And you? You're right.

This is actively in our house building plans. My partner not only agreed to me having a library, he insisted on it. Now to see if I can have a secret door.

Quick question... How many country's policies is this administration trying to dictate? Wasn't JD just stumping for Orban? Didn't we just snatch up a foreign head of state? Ok, just checking.

Showed this to my boo and his response was "there's absolutely nothing wrong with that" and gave me a look that said "take note".

Personally, I wouldn't come for anyone who has a direct connection to the Swiss Guard. Those dudes will beat your ass while wearing clown pants.

Impeach him. Now.

Oh for sure. I just. What? It hurts my brain.

Dude can barely speak English and he's going to magically learn Spanish?

Marine accused of stealing missile system, ammunition to sell in Arizona Federal agents say an Arizona Marine stole weapons of war from Camp Pendleton and sold them for cash.

This kid is so cooked.

www.azfamily.com/2026/03/28/m...

Congratulations! 🎉🎉Welcome to the club.

I completely forgot about that! What a glorious self-own on that one.

Excerpt from the Declaration of Independence. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

The declaration of independence hits differently these days.

People named Roman, they go the house?

I saw that and thought "that's so cool it had to be an artist's rendering, right?". The fact that it is real is just 🤯

Offensive and so wildly off base.

Having served under LtGen Anderson on multiple occasions, I can say this actually sounds like Lonnie.

Late show, early go FTW.

We haven't forgotten about the Epstein files. Starting a war won't make me forget about the victims of human trafficking.

Thank you!

It me.