Listen, I just think that if you own a $3000 cashmere shirt that people should be allowed to hunt you for sport legally.

FBI Director Kash Patel sues The Atlantic claiming false reporting about drinking, absences FBI Director Kash Patel filed a defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic and its ​reporter Sarah Fitzpatrick following the publication of an article on Friday alleging the director had a drinking probl...

If I represented the Atlantic, I’d lock in the earliest deposition date on the calendar. Call Patel’s bluff. He has zero interest in putting any of this under oath.

This was my biggest takeaway from the movie.

Robert Pattinson’s character attempts to destroy his own life because he can’t handle the idea that people aren’t the worst thing they’ve ever thought and simultaneously can’t tell Rachel and her husband that judgement is absurd.

Fuckin’ Rachel

One of my dogs got her boosters last week and now she’s really into model trains.

Should I be worried?

Not sure what I want more, City to lose because I hate the plastics or Arsenal to bottle the title because it would be hilarious.

People still frothing at the mouth about Bernie Sanders in 2026 should be euthanized. It’s not eugenics because they haven’t fucked in over a decade.

From your Bluesky account to the soccer God’s ears.

The reason the US right wants us talking about "mysterious conspiracy theories" is because they don't want us talking about matters of public policy and how to use political power to improve the lives of ordinary people. Every day we're talking about conspiracies is a day they're winning.

Wanting to see Liverpool win and knowing every win makes it more likely we are stuck with Slot next season is a dilemma. #LFC

Religion is such a fucking poison to the planet. You can’t tell yourself it’s fine to commit incalculable atrocities because your shitty religion says so.

Or that crank who said she wasn’t worried about climate change because she had read the Bible and that’s not how the world ends.

Poison.

“There’s no peace in the Middle East bc Palestinians refuse to believe in the Torah. The Torah says it’s our [Jews] land. And that’s why America must always stand with Israel.”

Wow. He just came right out and said it.

He really needs to step down

Here is my sportsball image. #RSL

Real Salt Lake wins (and I was at the game) and the Padres win (I got home in time to see the finish) so I can hope Liverpool win tomorrow and it will be the perfect sports weekend.

Kash Patel tweet: Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left

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David Draiman being even mentioned in the same sentence as Roger Waters is giving Draiman too much credit in the first place.

That’s 110% champ, congrats on the bad brain.

I will not vote for a Democrat who doesn’t promise to claw back every fucking penny this motherfucker has grifted from us.

I won’t vote for a Democrat that doesn’t promise to claw back every penny this motherfucker has extracted from us.

If they settle, I think it's an impeachable offense for both him and the AG.

I’m getting a lot of reading done now that the baseball season is going.

A screenshot of a social media exchange between two users, "Actually Chloe" and "Jake Zel." Chloe writes: "Serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' CDs for her crush. Like... with fire 🔥? Was that a ritual? Did it work? You guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back and I’m scared of y’all 💀💿" Jake Zel replies: "The old magic will not be discussed with the children of new."

Lol 🤣

#Padres sweep the Mariners. 8 game streak. I will now inflate my expectations for the rest of the season to be unreasonable.

I turned off the #Padres game and went to bed in the 8th and clearly that was the wrong choice.

“I don’t want to see the pope as a politician”

lady I got some news for you about how you get elected pope by a conclave of powerful men who all have strong opinions on how one of the oldest institutions in the world should be run

Vasquez pitching the #Padres into a hole.