-cue scene of robot running on fire to 'Down on the Costa Blanca'-

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

I’m so late…anyway, happy #internationalasexualityday 🖤🩶🤍💜
This is a very important reminder for us #ace #asexual and the allos!!

XXS Extra Extra Small Episódio 2 (SIC Kapa) YouTube video by opasxxsic

There's an entire Turkish show like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ4T...

you know. 'vibe coding' was a cute term that kinda fit my method of throwing math around until i zeroed in on a working function but now its RUINED. ai is coming for us all.

'this game is kinda buggy did an ai write this' no i am just Bad

you know the way "why did the Roman Empire fall" and "what are the causes of the First World War" are big questions that sort of function like Rorsharch tests, allowing people to debate ultimately inexplicable moments in history? "Why did no one stop Trump" a decent future shout for the third.

"Yes" - McAlmont & Butler

Discovered it when I just left a particularly brutal relationship. It's spiteful, but DAMN it feels nice when the song is THAT well written.

b/w photo of Mansfield George Smith-Cumming in full regalia: a double-breasted uniform festooned with medals and honours. He is also wearing a bicorn hat and a monocle

Ooh, it’s 1 April, which can only mean one thing. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 167th anniversary of the birth of Sir Mansfield George Smith-Cumming, first head (or ‘C’) of the Secret Intelligence Service, and the man who once announced that “the best invisible ink is semen”... 🧵

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:

❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

I can see where this is coming from, but there was in fact once an internet that wasn't just six monopoly companies herding you to shout at each other for clout. There was a time when google search took you to pages built by real people pursuing their real, personal interests. That happened.

I once referred to Dubai as 'LinkedIn with beheadings' on Twitter and got two days of men in ill-fitting jackets telling me I was British as if it were some kind of own.

Holds up

Someone has been uploading the second series and sweet Christ is it a difficult watch.

It happened whilst he was still alive, that's lightning quick for a member of the ruling class

I had the privilege of visiting the MERL today and getting a closer look at the board

combat iron deficiency by eating this tungsten cube

Ski Jump Curling is where you send curling stones off the ramp and compete for distance.

The Curling Ski Jump is where you do the ski jump in a wingsuit and aim to land in point targets like that monkey ball game

Watch with sound on

Weird seeing it without someone yelling "360!" "Tweak!"

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd . Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

Neuter your Ex this Valentines Day We are providing funding for a trap, neuter and release programme for a colony of feral cats in the Barnton area. For a donation of £10, we will name one of the cats after your ex and neuter them! The donation can be made through justgiving. https://www.justgiving.com/rspca-altrincham-cheshire

I absolutely burst out laughing

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

get equipped with normal guillotine