Without downloading any new images, what's your predator type?

We teach our fledglings to play Hungry Hungry Hippos

Look @clanhecata.bsky.social it’s a family photo!

A Far Side comic showing two men in a meat freezer with a dinosaur. One man is labeled Camarilla, the other man is labeled Sheriff. The dinosaur is labeled Nagaraja, and the meat is labeled The Rack Camarilla, pointing at the dinosaur: "There's one of 'em! And I think there're at least three or four more runnin' around in here!"

Safety first!

Haven’t you heard? We’re all one big happy family now.

The ghost city of Enoch used to be hip with the kids but now you gotta be like a thousand years old to even visit

Illustration of Zubeida from her VtES card

I’m also going to stop teasing Zubeida. She’s had enough.

I’m sticking to blood from now on!

Nah we’ll both get retconned again and then who knows

I was introduced in the original Dirty Secrets of the Black Hand, you think I can’t find some bonkers broken way to PVP the Storyteller?

You’ve been fed vampire blood and now you’re a ghoul! Supernaturally enhanced by vitae—and your life extended so long as it’s in your system, but also bound body and soul to your undead master!

Tell me where you’re likely to have gotten into this trouble and I’ll tell you who your domitor is. #VtM

I definitely want to play Mummy but only if I can PVP @settemple.bsky.social

We’ve known for a long time 😒

You have no idea!

Supplements and sourcebooks weren’t labeled with a particular edition, they were just Vampire the Masquerade.

Yeah V5 is clearly a whole different ruleset of its own.

1e, 2e, and Revised all appeared to be the same system with minor updates, back in an era (pre-WotC D&D) when a new edition generally didn’t mean a whole different game.

//There were so many inconsistencies across books and editions in the 90s, it was hard to even know!

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Ya hear that, @nihilistics.bsky.social, this guy dislike having you, "Basic Bitches Eating Guys" in any ttrpg!

Oh the Humanity!

Him and everyone else 😭

If you see this post a vampire who is not Dracula.

Yeah but the next line is key. “He was in a bind cuz he was way behind and he was lookin to make a deal”

Someone check on Modius

Also he was taking pictures of Zubeida in the shower and I thought it would be funny to let him go

Not out of pity; he looked a little sallow and I didn’t want to get sick. Void engineers are gross.

I caught one once but couldn’t bring myself to eat the little nebbish

Buncha peeping toms

But there’s not really a picture of that on the internet.

Just kidding I live in the ghost city of Enoch, it’s all bleak, black stone made of plasm that moans if you have any feelings around it, and the dumbest ghosts you can imagine.

I’ll be in my office.

Nope they’re ghosts 🤷🏻‍♂️